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Of Silence: the New Plushie: Part Two

Well, most likely, plushies won't be the only things disappearing one by one...

by werelupecookies
Doom & Misery

I was just singing...

by voiceprint
Another Junk Stock

!!!!!

Also by seluker406

by emberfusion

Doesn't it looks like familiar?

Wait a minute...

Also by tonyrichard

by dinha_reeves

Almost Abandoned Attic

You've heard of almost abandoned attic...

Also by klickthemaster

by kat_bus

Never get between a witch and her coffee

Did someone say pumpkin spice...?

by izzywizard
Pie Time

Some Neopets would do anything for pie.

by lepetitpoulet
Fifth Pet Slot Inspo!

Great... just we need...competition...

by butterflybandage
The Overly Ambitious Kacheek IV

Misadventures of one very ambitious chocolate Kacheek!

by meghaanlee
Book Award Blues

Be careful what you wish for...

by applejuicerain
So that's why...

Quick, run!!

by music_cake9
Add's Shenanigans

No Petpets were harmed during this battle.

by dtrg
A Humerus Event

Ohh how cute!!

Collab with freeread

by suixx

Rules of Sneaking Into the Neopian Times (Part 3)

Will this get me into NT? I guess so....

Also by beanlein

by imcatcrazy11

Weewoos

Just put the paper down...slowly...

by evelynlupin
Training Troubles

Darn you coconut...

by sallyneko
 
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"A Sister's Business" by nikibogwater
Casey and Norman were quite the ordinary sort of siblings, for the most part. Casey, as the elder of the two, was responsible, reliable, and not prone to discomposure. Norman was young, energetic, and perhaps a little too naive for his age. They did the sort of things that ordinary Neopets do. They lived in an ordinary house in Neopia Central and went to an ordinary school. Nothing about them could really be called extraordinary. Besides the obvious, of course. It was a Friday, and Casey was sitting in front of the playground, tail wrapped primly around her paws and holding her head up as proud as any Lupe could. She was not unaware of the awkward glances she received from passing students, but one sharp look from her intimidating, bright eyes was enough to keep them silent. One of her ears twitched impatiently. Norman did not understand the meaning of the word "punctual," nor did he care to learn it. She had been waiting there for a full four-and-a-half minutes before she caught sight of his pale, bouncy ears bobbing up and down in a sea of dispersing students. A high-pitched shriek suddenly ripped through the usual noises of departing school pets, and Casey saw Norman’s ears drop from their upright position. "Not again..." she groaned, shouldering her backpack and shoving her way through the mob of confused and frightened Neopets. She found her brother in a sort of oasis made by the crowd of students all hurriedly backing away from him in a wide circle. In the middle, a Ghost Blumaroo was attempting to apologize to a rather stunned Wocky, whose fur was bristled up like a cactus and sticking out every which way.




Other Stories


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Hostage
The shadows swirled around her like water escaping down a drain. They screeched at her, taunting her very existence.

by lithoxide

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Just A Normal Day In Neovia
It was a normal depressing morning in Neovia. Grey clouds that threatened rain hung low in the sky as Shopkeepers were unlocking their doors and greeting each other as they started their days in the foggy streets of Neovia.

by pokemon4ever45

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The 9 Worst Jobs in Neopia
Have you ever stopped to think of all the hardworking people who keep Neopia running smoothly? There are countless characters we run into every day, most of whom we take for granted.

Also by kayahtik

by sportsaddict01


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Faeries Blessing For Your Week
I’m just happy and I want to share it with everyone. I think that some kind words will make everyone have a better week.

by naama_mikeas

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My Childhood Neohome: Part Four
The Cake is a Lie!

by jillcrash

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Defenders of Neopia - Where They've Been: Part Three
In the command room, red lights were blinking all over the console. One of the guards spun around in their chair and glanced at the monitors. He chose one and zoomed in.

by grimmbones7



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