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The Important Things

Some things are better than treasure.

by likelife96
Baelia's Burdens #4

I'm sure Baelia didn't find this too hue-morous.

Also by alexipharmic

by certifiabletrash

Ghosts Don't Get Sick

Hey, wait a minute...

by iluminescent
Eclectic Antics: Illusen's Marketing

Being tiny is an everyday struggle.

Also by parody_ham

by amarettoball

Surprise Illusen

Faeries that come out of the bushes are trustworthy... right?

by milkbear
More Like Illusen

Oops...

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

What's Down the Symol Hole?

Never leave any food in the symol hole, it will attract nearby petpets.

by singing_meadow
Faerie Quests: Revealed!

That's why Faeries don't ask for help from other Faeries...

Also by chiefgrumpy

by joslucca3000

Life As A Kad: Doctor'

The best kind of treatment.

by anniversarium
#LDN - Leave

Leaving the place he once ruled...To fulfill his destiny.

by gorubeza
When Carrots AREN'T Carrots...

Surprise!

by sn4zzeh
An Old Wive's Tale

And that's where omelettes come from

Also by Yellowpagebeatdown

by josephinefarine

Crafters

amagarn solmrbpe

by ianharrypotter
Avatar Atrocity

Anyone? Help?

by dawgcpa
Too Many Collars

Uhh, he did it?

Also by shadowlugia_92.

by murillion

The Uncanny NeoValley

The Space Faerie has an... unusual sense of humor.

by amn102
 
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"A Game of Faerie Chess" by rocknrollpup95
"She’s a coward, if you ask me.” “Illusen is a noble faerie. One of the noblest of us all.” “Then why is she in Meridell, away from us all, while we rebuild Faerieland after its fall, while we must worry about whatever it is Jhudora is plotting on that cloud of hers?” “Illusen is wise and brave. Her reasons for moving to Meridell are nothing but good.” “Then why won’t she share them with us?” Fyora, in the head seat at the long table, sat back against the chair. Light from the outside poured in through the atrium windows of the chamber, bathing her council in a warm yellow glow. Twelve faeries—two of each kind—were in attendance. It seemed every few years this topic arose. Every time new council members were brought in, new arguments for and against Illusen came up. As usual, Fyora remained silent and listened to her trusted advisors give their opinions—valid they all were. She never gave her opinion, and the other faeries didn’t bother asking for it. One, out of respect for the queen, and two, because they were so preoccupied spewing out their own. “If we must question Illusen for being in Meridell, why do we not question Taelia for residing in Terror Mountain?” an earth faerie demanded. “Because Taelia has ice powers?” a dark faerie replied, rolling her eyes. The earth faerie glared at her. “And the Soup Faerie for being in the Neopian Marketplace?” “Because it is run by donations from the Money Tree!” a light faerie cried. “It only makes sense to be near it!” Fyora looked at the clock floating near the wall opposite her. They’d been arguing about Illusen for nearly two hours.




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The Road to Brightvale
I held my right front hoof over the piece of paper on the table in front of me, then brought it down hard. When I pulled my hoof away, there was a glowing golden hoofprint there. “OK,” I began, looking at the Shoyru across the table from me, “My hoofprint on the contract means that all terms are fulfilled and payment has been handed over. The contract is now closed and cannot be reopened. No further changes can be made, no details can be added or removed, no debates or arguments will hold merit. Are we clear?”

by blackghoulmon

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A Game of Faerie Chess
Fyora, in the head seat at the long table, sat back against the chair. Light from the outside poured in through the atrium windows of the chamber, bathing her council in a warm yellow glow. Twelve faeries—two of each kind—were in attendance. It seemed every few years this topic arose. Every time new council members were brought in, new arguments for and against Illusen came up. As usual, Fyora remained silent and listened to her trusted advisors give their opinions—valid they all were.

by rocknrollpup95

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Illusen Quiz
Illusen Day is my favourite Neopian day of all, the day we celebrate the kind and brave Earth Faerie. How much do you know about Illusen? Have you ever attempted to complete her quests, or perhaps you have created a gallery in her honour? This quiz will put your knowledge of Illusen and Earth Faeries to the test, have fun!

by aleu1986

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Four Legged Friends (FLF) Wearables: Spring Edition
We understand that there are hundreds of amazing wearables out there, but we have chosen ten beautiful ones (both NC and NP) for you to choose from when you're trying to come up with a fancy Spring customization.

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz


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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Six
Chloe inadvertently flinched at Inna's declaration that Veronica wanted to speak to her. The idea of talking to Veronica had never crossed her mind. She was her mortal enemy, and partially responsible for her eventual death. “Why would Veronica want to speak to me?” Chloe demanded.

by kristykimmy

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Four
Over coughing up sobs, I heard the metal door squeak, and something slipped behind me. I could see it from a shadow on the wall, standing there like stone, its shape overlapping with my quivering silhouette. Even covered in darkness I dared to not let it find my face, soaked and shaken, pressed against the cold surface of the table.

by ummagine3284



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