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	Unwanted Invitees Um, how exactly did you get put on the invite list? by likelife96
	Baelia's Burdens #3 Anyone would feel left out in her position. Also by alexipharmic by certifiabletrash
	Fortune Gone Wrong Well, at least he's accurate. Also by basilio42 by iluminescent
	Eclectic Antics: Winter We all have that one friend. Also by parody_ham by amarettoball
	Life As A Kad: Sleeping Kads so as Kads want. by anniversarium
	Meteor Crash Site 725-XZ I'm gonna poke it with a stick. Also by spooky_pie by ketchup547
	A Thief's Life - Eyebrows Biyakos. So majestic. by yoshisislandbandit
	Desert Island Doldrums Also by jellybeanott by whitefriar
	Fair Weather You can't fit. by willowraynelake
	Yummy Finally! by lincolnpark_
	Petpet Show Off Well, that's interesting... Also by erianoillim by saudadesdagripe
	Why Kads Pend Forever Also by murillion by shadowlugia_92
	Count Von Roo's Deadly Hour It's all starting to make sense. Also by azusa_k by brooklyn3223
	Random Oddness No no, she meant the green red dress. by mistyqee
	The Art Board No time to spare here. by berdor

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Overly-Complicated Slushie Shop Analysis

Happy Valley is a happy place, why else would it be called Happy Valley? Jolly residents spread cheer throughout the streets and show that the warmest town in Neopia is indeed found at the frozen base of Terror Mountain. These dandy denizens come from different backgrounds and species, but one thing that they can all agree on is that it is never too cold to have a slushie. The Slushie Shop is considered by many to be the gem of Happy Valley, neopets flock from all over Neopia to sample the frosty goodness of one of the shop’s famous slushies. “But why slushies in a perpetually winter wonderland?” You might ask. Today I am here to find out, I am going to give you an overly-complicated analysis of the Slushie Shop.

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Underwater
I'm a water Lutari who's lived her entire life in a network of caves deep under the ocean. I've never seen the sky, or the sun, or other people—except for my mum, but that one is a given for most kids, isn't it? I sleep in a bed of warm, blue sponge—magic, no doubt—and go fishing once a week with my mum for what she calls the "necessities." I play with various things my mum says come from the "surface," and occasionally the odd plushie that pops up in the fishing hole.

by peronalodis

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Adventures in Mystery Island
Dappletail, a young female Glowing Uni, woke up. It was a beautiful blue-skied day in Mystery Island, her home, and she could smell the ocean breeze coming in from her opened window. Looking outside it, the palms swayed in the breeze and there were even a few wild Taigars running about.

by dunefurandlilypelt

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A Dearth Of Dung?
Here is a list of all the dung wearables that the players are hoping for in the future. The quirk about this list is, these items already exist, albeit not in wearable form! Will you turn these items into wearables, dear TNT? Let's cross our fingers that they someday will!<

by indulgences

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Throwing the Perfect Neopian Times Party
If you love the Neopian Times as much as we do, then you have considered throwing a party for no reason other than to celebrate it! If that’s the case, then we would absolutely love to aid you in your endeavor.

Also by drobit.

by bha288

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the New Addition: Part Two
"What?" James asked. His eyes grew to the size of saucers. "Already? I literally just got here!"

"Don't worry, James. You'll do fine," Jane comforted. "Vandalism cases are usually pretty easy to solve, so it's the perfect case to start you off with."

by chasing_stars44

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Three
Cassie frowned. “She didn’t show up for class today. Is she sick?”

“Can’t be—she was fine yesterday. More than fine, actually. I’ve never seen her so happy, not since…” she dropped to a whisper, “well, when we joined the pirates.”

by ummagine3284

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