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Pant Devils Pants

The Pant Devil steals back what is his.

Also by sage254

by sophieauditore

It's So Cutie!

Don't let appearances fool you.

by saudadesdagripe
Detective Alisha: Special Guest Part 1

Two heads are better than one.

Also by xale22

by roxanna203

Eclectic Antics: The True Ghoul Catchers

Even the Ghoul Catchers outsource their work.

by amarettoball
Elsewhere

On top of Terror Mountain...

by twillieblossom
The NT's Best Secret -- Until Today!

Country music and Aishas -- 100% guaranteed to tip the scale in your favor!

Also by minnesotan

by certifiabletrash

#LDN - Plan

The plan unfolds...

by gorubeza
Random Oddness

Moral of the story - don't trust strangers.

by mistyqee
Evil-opia: Names

It's hard to stand out.

by mucka33
Ink: Full Circle

Then we'll find a way to tell your story.

by june_scarlet
NeoPaper: Symol Logic

Who writes the rules, anyway?

by mbredboy31
Mysteries of the Kadoatery

Feepits aren't as innocent as they seem

Also by bha288

by mandypandy667

Haggling with Kauvara

Kauvara really doesn't need much persuading

by waternymph12
What Ever Happened to Galem Darkhand? - Part 1

The mystery of the Ice Caves plot . . .

Also by iciclefaerie05

by chai7705

Lame Pun: Jelly Wor-

Where is everyone?

by blackaavar
Tomatoes

Bunch of tomatoes = Infinite tomatoes!

by chemoi
 
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"The Unsettling Aftereffects" by jannafer
The investigation had taken longer than most, but eventually Martenik had narrowed it down to two suspects. One of them had certainly stolen the Air Faerie’s blue topaz crystal. Gohk, a checkered Tonu wearing a bright set of Pant Devil shorts, sat in front of him for another round of questioning. “So,” began Martenik, “You were there at the banquet for the entire meal. You stayed for dessert, you got the Air Faerie’s autograph, and then you went home. Is that right?” “Yup. That’s it,” Gohk rasped. “What was for dessert?” asked Martenik, out of curiosity. “I, uh… well, I don’t remember, exactly. After so many banquets these past few months, all the menus seem to blend together. You know how it is.” Martenik actually had not been to a party or a banquet in at least two years. This crime-solving business had taken up so much of his time, he often had trouble remembering just what Neo-year it was. And that Pirate Aisha Morphing Potion he’d taken last week had left him with the strangest ears he’d ever had. With any luck, he hoped, his owner would soon change him back to being a Skeith. He allowed himself a moment to reminisce. (Those had been some handsome ears, back then. And the teeth, too! I could eat anything!)




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The Newcomer
When I, a Yellow Vandagyre, moved from the mountains of Shenkuu to Neopia Central, I was not sure what to expect, but I knew that there was a big surprise for me in store. Like the rest of my known friends that were heading out, I wanted to explore the world and make a difference in some way after decades of isolation.

by lupe_hunter_7

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We Ordinary Few
They stood there, in the pouring rain, waiting for the end of the world. It was always the end of the world, in a child’s eye. A year lived to a five year old is a millennia, a day a decade of turbulence and revolution. Time moves like molasses when one’s running through their fathers’ poppy garden at the speed of sound, the most minor changes an earthquake rocking the world out of orbit.

This change was anything but minor.

by cherishtwilight


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Secrets of the DMBGPoP
The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo of Prosperity has been an unquestioned part of the Faerieland landscape for nearly a decade. In recent years, it has become part of many Neopians' daily routine, bringing joy and the occasional free plushie. Despite its popularity, however, few know anything about the plushie, choosing not to look a gift Uni in the mouth. Fortunately, if there is one thing I'm good at, it's asking questions.

by heroed

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The Truth of the Space Techos
It was a hot Tyrannian afternoon when I, the aspiring new reporter, David the Mynci, was interviewing the various factions of the Battleground about the secret society pulling the strings behind Neopian society. That's right, I was asking them about the Space Techos.

by seraphfire

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Duplicity: Part Six
The drawbridge itself could hold half a palace. Spiky vines cracked through the edges of the moat below, slithering through patches of shrubbery. Sunlight glittered off the golden borders of the turrets.

by likelife96

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Long Shadows: Part Six
“Darigan's army mobilized over an hour ago and they are systematically sweeping the city. If Morguss and the Painted Lady are in the Citadel, they will find them. It's just a matter of time now,” Loraine said, keeping her eyes on the monitors while she spoke.

by kristykimmy



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