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Issue: 708 | 20th day of Storing, Y17 |
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Headlines "Usuki Singing Stars #27: MORE Publishing Problems" by downrightdude "Hey girlfriends!” Sparkles cheered as she entered the Neoschool cafeteria. The pink Bruce strutted towards her friends, took her seat next to Patricia and placed a copy of the Neopian Times open-faced on their table. “Look, I brought something for us to read while we eat,” she said with a beaming look on her face.
Scary rolled her eyes. “Oh please,” scoffed the purple Bruce. “Sparkles, you totally reek of desperation…among other things.”
Ignoring her sister’s comment, Sparkles eagerly opened the Neopian Times and flipped towards the short stories section. She smiled proudly as she gazed at the short story she was able to get published in the newspaper: The Princess of Meridell. Still bubbling with excitement over her very first NT submission, Sparkles turned to Patricia and asked, “So, have you read any interesting stories in the Neopian Times this week?”
Patricia shook her head. “I was too busy babysitting my brothers to even look at the NT,” said the faerie Shoyru.
Sparkles pointed to her story. “Doesn’t this look exciting, though?”
“I never cared for princess stories before,” Patricia confessed.
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Wishing for a Happy Birthday Qtty was delighted! Her sister Theloni’s first birthday was coming up. Although Qtty looked the baby, she was in fact years older than her youngest sister. She was determined to make this the best birthday ever!
by iciclefaerie05 |
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The Thing With Wings “Can we consider him a member of the undead?” “Can we consider him a member of the undead?”Cornelius Blunt glared at the white Zafara with wings on its back, wearing a brown coat, sitting out on the Sanatorium porch under the pouring rain. His fellow newly-hired nurse, a mummified Ruki in hospital garb with a somewhat defective tongue, shrugged, saying: “Wreeeaaah?”
by cherishtwilight |
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Foods with Flair to Enliven Your Holiday Table As we head into the holiday season, my Neopets and I look forward to all the wonderful treats that these festive times bring. And when we are gathered together to enjoy the company of our Neofamilies, what better way to celebrate than with food!
by binky1260 |
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Scoring Big When You're Bad At Games As much as I have always enjoyed playing games, I’ve never been that great at them. It hasn’t stopped me, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that it made earning Neopoints through games and scoring the much coveted trophies and avatars easy.
by katehoughtonbeckett |
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