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Blossoms~ Retry Part 9

"Water" is entirely arbitrary; no one knows his actual last name.

by twillieblossom
Trouble in Paradise: The Fourth Wall

They're becoming aware.

by chasing_stars44
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 4

Is paper edible?

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

Welcome to the Family?: Part 2

Silly Uni, you don't get to choose family members.

by amarettoball
This Wasn't In The Job Description

Just edit a few articles they said, it won't take up much of your time.

by equinewhispers
The Rickety Ship: Q2

Have some zapzaggle.

by dimartedi
Who You Gonna Call?

Stop that mallow!

Also by 69uglygreenwhale

by sarah2396

Stay Strong with Team Brawn: Glasses Are Great

Lookin' good.

Also by tex707

by alexise1998

At the Battledome: vs Space Faerie - Part 2

Rinse and repeat.

by winner19955
Dubloon Training

Let's hope Cap'n Threelegs isn't on a diet...

by _clement_
Tooth Faerie Surprise Visit

Maybe she's psychic...

by roxanna203
PU! (Phew, That's a Relief)

That was a close one.

by turtling
Let There Be Shenanigans

Weakness is all in the mind.

by delugent_tears
Vegeterrible - Part 1

Everyday struggles of being a fruit/veggie chia

by pirate_11
The Baker

Baking is a lot like friendship...

by cherokee165
Crazopia Central: Dampened Mood

Because Reed has been there, too.

by lasaramar
At the End of the Day

Narineth finds a kindred spirit in the equally muscular Uchiha.

by ezel68
NeoPaper: Attack of the Socks

Battledome powers gone wrong.

by mbredboy31
Everytime Again

Oh Those Kacheeks

by mustikeuh121
Splat-A-Sloth Insanity

I'm going to play barf boat now...

by pie_man_aa
 
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Gourmet or Gross: A Foodie’s Guide



While ordinary Neopians in the past have turned their noses up at the mere mention of gross foods (and, of course, the smell), the recent foodie movement has brought gross foods back into the spotlight. Gross foods have been welcomed back onto dinner plates all across Neopia. Whether you’re sick of your usual bland diet of Neocola and Aisha Cheeseburgers, or if you have already exhausted your repertoire of gourmet foods like chocolate coated blue cheese and black caviar, “gross” foods are the perfect category with which to expand your palate and bring some excitement to your meals. That being said, there are still many gross foods that you do not want anywhere near your refrigerator or your plate. I have both the discriminating palate and culinary expertise to guide you through the world of gross foods—the dishes worth tasting, and the ones that you should immediately toss in the trash. Without further ado, here are the results of my gross food taste test.



Other Stories


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The Free
Good Doctor,

I recognize your name in the more sinister spaces of Neovia. It seems I’m unable to turn my troubles to any of my companions without having your notoriety run through the atmosphere. Thus, though as a proper Neovian I should be avoiding this entirely, I have decided to conspire with the forbidden.

by cherishtwilight


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Shattered
I cannot remember. My memory is shattered. Shards of scenes flit through my thoughts, never enough to form a full image. There is nothing here. I briefly wonder how I am breathing before pushing the thought aside. Better to worry about what to do.

by katie_kitkabug

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Sutek's Tomb: A Trophy Guide
This advanced Sutek’s Tomb guide aims to give you tips on how to improve your current high score, and ideally to get a score in trophy range!

by lennekegirl123

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Altador Cup Players’ Favorite Gormball Player
Before Yooyuball and the Altador Cup there was Gormball and The Annual Gormball Championships! Though a Virtupets Space Station sport, many Altador Cup players would say that one of their inspirations was Gormball; even the famous Disco Ixi Altador Cup Commentator, Tobias Sigmir, originally wanted to be a Gormball Commentator.

by pikachu315111

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After ACX: Part Three
Part Three - Darigan

The crowd always gasps when I appear on the pitch. Then they cheer, they’re greedy. You can almost hear their eagerness salivating in their roars. They know that the teams are dreading seeing my purple and black form rise off the pedestal.

Also by lil_em06

by swimmingstar01


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Dances With Werelupes: Part Two
The Werelupe King peeked his snout over Terra’s shoulder. “Lady Illusen…” he grumbled. “I was not expecting to see you here.”

“The sentiment is mutual,” the Faerie said, folding her arms and tilting her head, looking down at him like a disapproving parent.

by cosmicfire918




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