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Issue: 593 | 3rd day of Hunting, Y15

Comics

	I Like That Philosopher Wig And here's how I got it! by andy94174
	Plot Paranoia: Treasure War has broken out but some Neopians didn't get the memo. Concept by j_harkness by umbreon133
	Group of Silly #2 Where is a white flag when you need one? Also by star_chess by my_littlle_cheeka
	Budding Trouble - Part 2 Thanks to the help chat for emptying their SDBs to get me items for those last three panels! by jupebox
	When the Obelisk Appeared... II Anything? Written by pikachu315111 by nj_kitty_1
	Regular Zerb's great sacrifices for the obtainment of avatars... by xxlifexdeniedxx
	Musepaper: Toybox Escape One of these is not like the others. by eaudenil
	Title In Question Oh my gosh, Musique, you can't just ask people why they're alive. by catcloud9
	Faerie Punch Lines I ran this joke by an earth faerie... she seemed fine with it. by classicmess
	Playing NeoQuest II Can Be Really Dangerous! Lately at Neoquest II... by missjoaniewonderful
	Ice Sculpture Contest Coolest 'sculpture' I ever saw... by foxity
	Potatoes - Treestumps Featuring Leeleah & Xenaedra! by breaziecat
	Spooky Gesundheit! by ghostkomorichu
	I See What You Did There whistles by clydesdale
	Lawyerbot and the Dastardly Dung Design Many a KeyQuester has often wondered... by crystallus
	Hanso's Charisma sparkle by marzipan
	Scorto's Adventures: Me Hearties! Scorto and Blumu try to understand what a pirate is saying them in the premier of Scorto's Adventures. by john3637881
	Ink Tales - Whatcha Drawing? Whatcha drawing, Ink? Let's see. by inkvomit
	Crooked Line Maaaan, do yo homework! by autumn_holidays
	Hungry Kads Candy Peas aren't enough for a meal. by epicgiggle
	S.H.P - Neezles Good to be sick? by kungenavmaskrosor
	A Series of Rather Unremarkable Events Using the battledome is hard. by wizard_of_duh
	3 Royals Plus 1 Oooooooh, cookieee! by white_tiger0226
	Sharp Strokes Seems like I'll have to update the logo soon... by luciantheblaze
	Don't Be Grey; Be Green! Illusen! Also by tealnova_dragon by xcanary
	Neopian Heroes: Hanso Hanso and The Fan Girls by hoyunjoyce
	Wet Paint - Sock Shenanigans There's a reason you can't find any socks... by glittergirl7000
	The Pant Devil's Day Just an ordinary day in the life of the Pant Devil. by _papercranes
	The Zany Jelly: Choco Cybunny Note: Never mistake real chocolate Cybunnies as food. by adrian13_56
	Sketch Parade Our winged protectors, everybody. by glitt_
	Customisation I need to level up... by taybabatool123
	P3 vs P2 Likarat LOVES little creatures... except Spyders. by sparkles_a18
	Unidentifiable Weak Bottled Faerie There's a Tier 1 protection spell on this bottle for a very good reason. by neo111186
	Visiting the Mystic - 3 Welcome to my little hut. by pleasant_company

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