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Issue: 487 | 25th day of Running, Y13

Comics

	Shades and Hues 15 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 11/15 by mstr_dark
	Black and White: Psychiatric Troubles Let's hope he's got a PhD in exiting the digestive system. by fuzzymonkey31
	Neopian Anomaly, Part 9 We’re not out of the woods yet. by lizica166
	Recipe for Disaster #12 Kass Basher?! Ooh, I'm going to kill them! by prismfire
	Any Job Will Do - Part 05 Not Commander Garoo, Sir, that would be bad, Sir ... by crainwater
	Just...No. My theory stands that Earth Faeries are equivalent to Magical Hair Usukis. by treacherousfriends
	Scrutiny - Fashion for a Prince I wonder what Nabile thinks of him. by the_ash_groves
	Wingless Don't mock faeries... by azn__kiddo
	Faerie Quests Dreams DO come true - sometimes. by roxanna203
	...Really? Changing colours can be delicious too now! by x_rainbow_dreams_x
	Random Oddness Gross, Tarla. by mistyqee
	No right to say I feel for the guy. by osaaru
	Stamp Thief Save the Grundos! by tammytas
	The Truth Behind the Wishing Well Avatar Chef Bonju is causing trouble in the AC... again! Idea by brat_1030 by louise_the_zero
	Neopets Are Not Food! I want a magma Chia. Art by flyghing by brahski
	Even TNT Can Make Mistakes! Do I look like a lantern to you?! by tuxedobird
	Kadoatie Troubles Notice how quickly they get fed! by rockergirl141
	Questionable Weather Where does rain come from? by mydads69
	Elephante's Surprise SURPRISE!! Idea by swat_818 (: by boroyan
	Tooth Aches #2 Any loose teeth? by the_gecko_dude_ii
	Nonsense Pft... And you believe it? by baby_gal14522
	Robocrush Uh Oh... O_O by mooglerz
	Chocolate Lover gone too far 1 Ericka: Chocolate Lover Extreme! by deathspook
	Battle Ready A what? by ssjelitegirl
	Team Mayhem Sometimes Meteors can defy the laws of physics... and rational thought.... by dark_moon_blossom
	Behind The Scenes: Empty Calories Just use your imagination! by elyk442
	Dr. Sloth Saturday Stories: Cookies, and Stick Hands Dr. Sloth in a comic about something that happened last Saturday -- This is why you don't bring cookies to space. by andeee12345
	Angry Felines! Those crazy felines! Always fighting! by knimble
	Jelly Woes It's stuck! by tikoruso
	The Battledome Dilemma Ever wonder where the ideas for all those NC Mall items come from? by littlest_wiley
	Kougra Days - Veggie Chias? by _sebis_
	Family Matters Where there's smoke.... by forest_creatures
	Talk About Random Some things are difficult for snot pets like Dsut. by buizelmaniac
	Hoopla: shh Quiet! by _pokemon12_63
	Royal Demands Literally a royal pain. by thebusterbell
	Beautiful Night Would you still... by anhong_12
	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s 11 One Grarrl's tooth is another P3's treasure. by alagfalaswen
	Knowing Illusen part 2 No Smiling Matter Concept by sarcasticdeath by vampirebunny18
	Welcome to the Woods Erm... is that supposed to be an Illusen doll? by opentaniec
	Fashionable Family Something tells me that Lulu is saving up her best clothing for the prizes... by mudiikip

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"A Conversation with the Darkest Faerie" by vanessa1357924680
"Here you are, Xandra," Queen Fyora said, using her magic to carry the Speckled Xweetok statue as she walked. Xandra glared at the faerie with as much hatred as she could muster; unfortunately for her, it didn't register on her face. She had been turned to stone...

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The Citadel Quest: Part Two
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