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Tweaking Neopian Games #2

Coconut Shy

Also by vampirebunny180

by myssinu

HOOPLA! - Chips

Please?

by _pokemon12_63
Why IS it called Terror Mountain?

The 1st Annual Terror Mountain Snowman Contest

Also by christy_k

by tamtwo35

Pirates Never Prosper

What you get when you get greedy and don't wait your turn!

Art by lexiana

by cyniska

Mousepad

Who's the king? (;

by _oceanriver_
UH DUH

The one time when you can possibly be lost when thinking.

by poperbabe
The ray has been fired at...

...and nothing seems to have happened!

by greenflavouredink
Black and White: S-word

The word that makes a Marshmallow Grundo's blood run cold...

by fuzzymonkey31
Newfangled - The Neggs Are Coming

When your Neopet is spending too much time inside.

by dragon_loyalty
Skalunk

Hmph.

by sorrl111
Birds of a Feather

Yes, my neopets are that random.

by neogirl4749
Endless Insanity - My Skull!

...your petpet has my skull...

by __wolf_girl__
The Valley of Spam

Wheee!

by chichikokoyamma
Chat Spoken #2

Ever wonder where snot pets came from?

by adsers
~Slality~

Inflation woes

by picklecheesepie
Levered

I think we can just about afford a small lunch...

by ssjelitegirl
Korbatty

Oops! My bad...

by halloweenkomori
Caution: May Bite

I can't believe Tanni can get a dunk in the ocean and still think she's in her brother's daydream...

by beastybas
Kite Strings

Is it a bad time to mention you got a Faellie for your birthday?

by 1cecubeh
Neopian Daze: New Petpet

Yes, he's just that mean.

by blackaavar_reborn
the At Home version... EXTREME!

It's easy! How did you think the potato counter does it?!

by jokerqueen
Remedy for Boredom - Part I

Doctor Sloth is bored...

Also by eletrostatic

by guifisilva1

The Hero Society - #23

In which this isn't funny anymore. (Or is it? ... No, it's not.)

by bearcatt
Don't Be a Buzzkill

Note to self...

by can_i_get_frozen
Altador Cup: Gloves?

Why do they wear gloves?

by jackjack1234
Slushie Slinging 101

Zeenana? Chokato it is!

by thegreenspark
Humour In Practice

Not all the athletes are in top shape...

Also by hokagehelen

by coalition

 
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"When the Wheel Went Wayward" by omigodericaa
The Grundo looked up: "Oh yeah? It may look funny but the new ride Sloth's just built scrambles your BRAIN! It's called the Scary-Go-Round and after you're on it just once, you'll be avoiding all wheels at all costs! I can't wait to go again!"




Other Stories


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A Bedtime Story
Blimey, don't start a temper tantrum now. Just, don't. I'm not in the mood for the yelling and tears and stomping – so, gosh, I'll tell you the bedtime story, happy?

by mithril_mithrandir

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The New Kids
It sure did look like an amazing school. It even had a frozen yoghurt machine in the cafeteria!

by capricornhunter

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Enjoying KeyQuest
Here are some tips for enjoying your KeyQuest experience more fully, with fewer real quitters and better feelings among accidental leavers.

by chicwithawrench

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Sixteen Summer Avatars!
You cannot feel truly complete without sporting your favourite from our Sixteen Summer Avatars...

by tanyawebber

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Roomies 4: Part Five
The Academy halls were packed with hundreds of faeries. Many of them were strolling by in giggling groups, while the newbies desperately scanned the crowds...

by vanessa1357924680

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An Iliad: Part Three
"What?" Azure reeled back, shocked. "But I j-just got here! I've never fought in a war before!"

by eternus_dragon



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