White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

Circulation: 177,117,108

Issue: 321 | 7th day of Celebrating, Y9

Comics

	Qnde & Szoo: A hugging problem, part 3 Some air, please...! by shubi5
	A Tale About Two Kingdoms - Episode 3 The Transmogrification Wine Idea by ibiflex by gogolplexplex
	Scrooge! Hey, buddy. by kevinlin1216
	Sanctuary Sshhhh... they're sleeping. by xtermination
	Neozxc Nonsense lyk OMG!!!!1!!1 by neozxc20
	Slorgarific Adventures: Under the Sea Whirlpools! Also by monkeybytes by jellybeanott
	Salt the Slorg: Anger Management P2 10... 9... 8... (annoy) 10... 9... 8... (annoy) 10... 9... 8... (annoy) BOOM!!!!!!!!!! by summerchristmas838
	Lunaticity #6 Something has happened! by jerk_head
	Petpet Tales: Florg Attacks! A colorless tale of how Florg the Mutant Chia may've came into Neopia. by periodicage
	Coffee Shop Maybe we should never come back here EVER. by uhopin313
	4-Round Pack What Lupes and Wockies are eating is unique! by liatheninth
	Our Lives... Your pet has stepped in a 'Pile of Dung'. Also by beachnut14 by sir_serene
	Paint Up your Life! Leon&Skelly are back in a new adventure! Enjoy the Part 1! by bloodwise
	Blechy Hat: Why They DON'T Make Jelly Grarrls If you are thinking about having a Jelly Grarrl, remember this: always make sure your pet is satisfied. by kevin411911
	Flying Gnorbu? There are no flying Gnorbus out there... right? by spiritofearth
	Big Mouth,Small Luck Reasons why Neopians shouldn't say anything when visiting Coltzan's shrine... by keypurr
	That's Weird... The Censor Bar Glasses by __cuti3patooti3__
	A Ordinary Day... 51, 51, 51... 52, 52, 52... by delifynia
	Baniai Buds 2.0 About Karrygra's dream by lacreamosa
	Haunted Tales The word of the day is... by axil16
	And the Rest... Meet the family... by zutaragirl
	Unhinged Should have brought a wheelbarrow... by sharkies
	Rain, Rain, Go Away! Something has happened! Written by pudao by summerschilde
	Fifty Years from Now I'm old! Also by yomna by futuremrsharrypotter
	Two and a Half Gelerts twirl by silverqueengalaxia
	The Neopian Bizarre That dastardly Eliv Thade! by thewinkingcat
	NC Mall Rantings The nerve! D=< by brittanyrc3
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Didju want some ice cream too? by kittylin
	Neomon #1 Wow! How did you know? by dragonite_princess
	Panic! At The Neohome MEEP! by daisy_64113
	Sketchy Situations I thought about it. by _finnavair_
	Happiness Is A Warm Cookie I do beg your pardon, my good man... by dash_of_formaldehyde

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"Her Inner Colour" by farah_fadam
Sigh. The pain of being a Disco Kacheek. Everywhere I go, there is the request for me to 'shake it' or 'groove it'. I wonder when they will grow tired of it. I know I was since the day I was painted with the Disco Fever Paint Brush. At first it was amusing, I admit, but now I kind of miss my old Blue colour...

Other Stories

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The Squid Hat
After a while, Skim came along, and the family didn't have enough neopoints to buy a wearable item for him. That's when he went into inventing...

by the_artist_megan

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Ice Crystal Guardian
Ice liked reading, but right now he couldn't concentrate. He flexed his clawed right paw in its glove of thick leather. The small, diamond-like crystal set into the tough material gleamed faintly...

by wicked_summer

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At the End of Your Rope?
Just point your compass to the Games Room and you'll stumble upon the game that's sent Make Some Noise fans into euphoria: Tug 'O' War!

by niddyz

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The Beginner's Guide to Spooking
It's a cross between haunting and scaring.

by ghostwolf18

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Dusk's Enterprise: Research Inc. - Part Four
Several tourists stared openly at us and some didn't work very hard to conceal a level of hostility...

by alkuna_

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Neopia, Year 200: The Beginning - Part Three
"The Hall of Legends," replied Fyora as she walked over to a bookcase. "It's where every single story ever written down in the history of Neopia is documented..."

by klaus239

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