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Issue: 302 | 27th day of Swimming, Y9

Comics

	Mundane Insanity I guess even piles of sludge have feelings... by maldijo_uno
	Fun with the Webcam Dude, it's on "normal." by pei_panda_jr
	Why (3!) You'll never hug your pet after painting him again... by redler1
	Milk Money People who want you to donate blood are really vampires... by plumbus
	Get Rich Quick! Just do things the easy way. by silver_taurus
	Neoschool - I HATE Spyders Humm... err... well... SPYDER!! by luliyoyo
	What Really Happened to Kreludor The truth revealed! by orlandothief
	In a Nutshell You wanted the yellow one, right... Idea by sarah123x123 by twosock
	Ever Wondered Why... He needs a clipper. :( by sofiamatias
	Wet Paint HA! An intruder!!! by hippieninja
	Doom From The Darigan Citadel Introducing Neopia's newest game---Neo.... WHAT?! by ren172
	Tails from Home I want a faerie paint brush!!! by fshonbee
	Pointless Nonsense - N00b News Brought to you by Virtupets Inc. by petfriendamy
	Baby Sitting Problems Eeekkk! There's a Baby Kougra in my custard! by pepper_kitten44
	Kiss the... Princess? mwah! Art by invalid_character by silvermare200
	Tiny But Tough Where's my sponge? Idea by jess3153 by crazy_kathy
	The Evilest Crime We all love to make a mess when nobody is at home, don't we? But who is going to clean it up? by zaniic
	Surprise! Such a ripoff. Idea by maple4ever by jokerqueen
	Open Heart- Epi 5 Let me tell you what happened. by maiinoki
	When Addressing a King pt. 2 Perhaps it runs in the family. by prismfire
	Life With Strip King Altador should watch what he is giving out... by snowickle_111
	Wearable? Is that a WEARABLE hat? O: Idea by sablones by cherry_sakura
	SLORG ATTACK! Here ya go! Idea by _dark_black_star_ by plaid_love
	Pterii Rule! Run!! by liktra
	Last Resorts - Meteors Now where'd that meteor run off to now? +sigh+ by clare1008
	I Want To Be... a Krawk! Concept by x__orlando4eva__x by chikolina
	Trickblue You want this one? by melissa295
	And the Meepits Outgrabe What's wrong? by kittylin
	The Tell-Tale Tails: Sunny Side Up Teaching Neggs to come out of their shell... by nezreeze
	The Bunker Aw! I can't stand to hear a little girl cry... Let me get my earmuffs. by hubadawaha

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Altador Cup: Mutants?

"I'm not interested. It's not like there are many mutants I can cheer for." So said one very disgruntled mutant Gelert. "I mean, all the other pets get tons of representation. Even the really rare ones! Where's ours?" A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks...

Other Stories

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Trapped in Paradise
Suddenly the ship lurched forward and Darren was sent tumbling over the edge...

by hali12114721767

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Being Me
It didn't really matter what they thought of me, of course. Their opinions, though often expressed pointedly to me in the hallways, meant nothing to someone who was proud to call herself a unique individual...

by reggieman721

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The Wonders of Meridell
On July 30, 2002, TNT released a new world called Meridell, and this Monday is Meridell's fifth birthday! *blows kazoo*

by gooie629

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The Seven Habits of Highly Annoying Writers
Ticked off with the irritating people on the NW and RP boards? Here's an article about how to deal.

by dotted_dice

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The Disappearance of the Heiress: Part Four
It was an uncharacteristically cool day in Brightvale. There were few customers inside the shop in the early afternoon, so they usually closed it for an hour or two and went for a walk through the meadow...

by merimiram

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The Mystery of the Crystal Anubis: Part Two
No one seemed to be taking any charge. I saw some Neopets opening windows and jumping through them, because the door couldn't fit as many people as were trying to escape. "Quiet!" I yelled...

by zach_neo_246

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