Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 236 | 21st day of Eating, Y8

Comics

	Spooky A new way to earn Neopoints? by ghostkomorichu
	Something Has Happened This time, it's war. Art by Ssjelitegirl by tdyans
	Neopups Crossover What's with those wishes? by smockey11
	The Happiest Quiggle Wow, all better! by nut862
	Life With Virgos:2.0 Darn, again?! by colormaster360
	Trigger Happy- Issue 1 Well, what about now? by scarletspindle
	Tailspin The Lab Ray's always awesome... right? by cannonsmbt
	NeoComp Let's Call Him Bitey... Part Two by chibikatza
	WARNING: Paint Does Not Wash Off Paint will not wash off of your pet, so choose wisely... by hypergirl3030
	Neo Randomness! And it was finally clean, too. by kittyluvergrrl
	Confusion Among Pets I'm not dead! by ashley_golf_4ever
	Don't Forget Some things just shouldn't be forgotten! by blumaroocrazy21
	Little Slipper Hmm.... Is this a sign of Gruslen abuse? by sabbypanda
	Why do some pets glow? Just Power_poni, his petpet Kotton, and (what used to be) my Neohome. by panther_puma
	Star Gazing Congratulations! You have identified a new constellation! by pocky_of_doom
	Notions and Nonsense - Lemonade Stand What do you mean "sugar costs extra"?! Art by humblely by patjade
	A Brief Easter History Lesson So THAT'S his secret... by bulbabean
	Spring is in the air I wish Mother Nature would make up her mind. by kleptie
	OutOfWhack! The downfall of all that circuitry… by bluepen
	Time Flies... Time sure changes things. Also by kevinneo1328 by leeloo18
	Something Has Happened! 2.0 None. Nada. Zip. Ziltch. Guess it's time to buy a new Petpet. by ravenatore
	Purrplexed Being evil is harder than it looks... :) by tellybaka
	Ouch! It's just a baby... by howling_werewolf
	Plurr How about this one? by a_random_user
	I Don't Like My Plate...! Why can't anyone do anything right for a change?! by gr3y_soul
	Neopian Nobodies It's so scary. by me_like_juice
	Zeh Cute One:// Philomads, has no Ads! : ( The intricacies of the Beauty Contest... Idea by Drewcr2525 by glowing_banana
	Ludicrously Odd TWO ghosts? by nyteviper
	ConFUNded - In School So MAYBE it could be useful... by vhgvoov
	The Perils of Poking Oh, Turmy... Idea by swedish by voodoodollee
	Having Problems This might be a problem... Idea by manu_sartori by v1cnt
	Evil Feepit #8 The truth about Petpets... by fmoura_98
	The Callahan Files Bored already? by caloriemuncher
	The Average Neopian OH EM GEE! by boygirl333
	Faerie Festival Wait... what kind of faerie is that then? by sissy_sugar_queen

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Delicious Dining

Amidst the reconstruction of Maraqua, a new restaurant set up shop and is now vying for the attention, and neopoints, of Neopians everywhere. Kelp, located at the heart of the new Maraqua, has had waiting lists hundreds of names long every night since its opening and anyone with a desire to taste Maraqua’s finest cuisine must make a reservation months in advance...

Other Stories

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The Would Be Detective: A Question of Strength
“Countless hours and Neopoints and nothing! Countless training, codestones, and dubloons and still nothing! Oh how it mocks me so!”

by silentbutterfly

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The Mixing Ray, or, Fool Me Not
April 1st was Laura’s favorite day of the year. Maybe because it was an excuse to get even with everyone...

by feerique_chanson

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The Vegetation Revolution: Hidden Tower
May you like it or not, vegetables are in the Battledome now, and they’re out to do some massive damage. No one should underestimate the power of health food...

by mazoku_kuiin

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Now, How About Recycling That Tin Can?
What do we do with all of the worthless things we win and find?

by dragon_challenger

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The Five Sacred Stones of Geraptiku: Part One
What stumped the archaeologists, however, was what happened to the citizens of Geraptiku. They couldn't tell if they deserted the town, or if something killed them off...

by dan4884

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Plushie Eaters: Part Three
"Strawberry nova waffles?!" squealed Penelope, sliding into her chair...

by literalluau

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