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Chocolate. What's so Special About it?

"Chocolate is central to Neopia, and not only on Valentine’s Day or the Chocolate Ball."

by _ahre_
Craziest Valentine's Day Guide: Top 15 Gifts in 2023

Dedicated to everyone who read through the whole entire guide.

by pixie_tea
Jhudora’s Guide to Valentine’s Gift Giving

"Valentine’s Day is a day to send your loved ones a message of appreciation, but why not also take the opportunity to send your past loves a message of, if not love, then of scorn and heartbreak?"

by iwonder
Spreading Love Across Neopia: Explaining the 5 Love Languages

Did you know there are believed to be 5 “languages” by which you may express and receive love? Collab with chasing_stars44

by rielcz
Top 10 Valentine's Day Items In Neopia

"Some people take this day very seriously and some don’t really care about it. Whatever your feelings may be, this is a great read about the different kinds of items that show this day for what it is!"

by smeehoo27126043
Five Clues about Illusen’s Mysterious Valentine

"It’s Valentine’s Day, and there’s just one question on everyone’s mind: Who is Illusen’s Valentine?"

by smart100000
 
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"The Lavender Room" by stella_123_5
Every tourist spot has its well-kept secrets. Things the locals love, but somehow don’t make it into the tourist brochures. In Neovia, one of those little secrets was a small shop named “Brigham & Becks”, or, as its most frequent customers affectionately called it, The Lavender Room. It was a cosy little building. All old-time Neovian charm, with elegantly weathered velvet curtains and large windows, the walls covered in flowery lavender wallpaper. Everything was served in beautifully painted plates, and in teacups with handles so delicate only a Neovian would have the courage to handle them. “What would you like today, ladies?” Lisa Becks, the current manager of The Lavender Room, asked. The blue Zafara smiled pleasantly at her regulars, a middle-aged pair of Ixis who came in for brunch every Tuesday, right from when her mother was the one running the shop. The yellow one glanced at her friend before replying. “Lisa, is it true? Does the Benvolio girl always come here? Are you friends?”




Other Stories


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Be My Valentine?
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A Wraithy Valentine's Day...
"Cassandra the Wraith Uni didn’t really have any personal quarrels with most of the events which happened in Neopia every year..."

by starofcolors

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Geographical Guide to the Best Recipes in Every Land
"This week, Lilian and Werther trade the freezing temps of Terror Mountain for the frigidness of outer space..." Collab with cutiepie4707

by doglover3662

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Valentine Mystery Noir
"It’s a dark, rainy night in Lutari Island, the kind of night where I’m cold to the bone and there’s nothing that warms me..." Collab with superkathiee

by honorrolle

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Happy Slorgentine's Day!
Nothings more romantic than a pun! Collab with chezmukey

by actiontal

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Unshellfish
Sharing is caring! Collab with bennle & byrdie

by darkonek



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