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30 Ways to Prank Dr. Sloth

"Playing pranks is only a natural part of the Neopian experience."

by treeword
NC News: Neopians Prepare for an Unprecedented Sale

"Crowds are gathered outside the NC Mall in preparation for an unprecedented 24-hour sale where every holiday-themed re-release capsule will be made available at once. "collab with marcthegr8est1 and marshclan13_

by swordlilly
Introduction to the Neopian Site Community

Learn more about the petpage-based community sites in Neopia! collab with feraico

by emilyhunter5034
Every Holiday Day Handy Event Schedule!

"A recent Beta conversion of the Neopian calendar had resulted in an error of placing every single official Neopian Holiday onto the same day!"

by pikachu315111
Valenristmaween

What is Valenristmaween, you may ask? A wonderful question!

by parody_ham
Twelve Neopian Holidays

"You see, when TNT was... doing whatever it is they do behind the scenes, something went wrong. Somehow, all the holidays ended up on one day! So today, we celebrate every holiday at once."

by fhn_ladybug
Top 10 Neopets April Fools Jokes through the Years

"Since then, TNT has been surprising users with funny, strange, and sometimes terrifying April Fools pranks each year on the 1st day of the month of Eating." collab with coconut_rat and corrina404

by theguy2020
What I Wish I Knew When I Started Playing

"Starting fresh can be a wonderful thing. So many new things to find and potential goals you can make. Everyone's journey is different. I thought I would share some of my experiences and maybe give some tips to help new players along the way."

by hottendott
 
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"The Clash of Two Faeries on their Special Day" by _brainchild_
It was just another day in Neopia... or so Walda the Baby Kacheek thought. She woke up, grabbed ice cream for breakfast (because why not?), and turned on Neovision. Instead of her favourite cartoon which she watched every day at that time, she was confronted by a scene of total chaos. “We interrupt your regularly scheduled programme to bring you a special report!” announced the news reporter.




Other Stories


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Celebrations for All: Doc’s Hybrid Holiday Proposal
“Ladies and gentlemen, and all others, of the board! I have arrived at last! Hold your applause!”

by homsar_eggplant

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The Clash of Two Faeries on their Special Day
"It was just another day in Neopia... or so Walda the Baby Kacheek thought."

by _brainchild_

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Another Hero's Journey...to Krawk Island
“More importantly…” Muirgen glanced at Reuben. “Wilhelm kidnapped you from Meridell and brought you here so you could make weapons for him?”

by precious_katuch14

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The Fate of Valeane
"Isobel took the opportunity while the boat cut through the waves to sit back and take stock of the situation. She took a small crystal ball from her store and rubbed it once, dispelling a small amount of magic into it. The thing began to shimmer and a moment later Queen Fyora’s face appeared within the lattice’s depths."

by herdygerdy

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Pyramid Scheme
Nothing slorgs can't explain!

by howlsilver

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Random Oddness: Denny the Mobster Lupe
Time to get a better nickname.

by mistyqee



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