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	Review of Neobeth as Performed by the Meri Players Illustrious critic Allegra Shadowvale reviews the Meridellian Players' interpretation of the famous play, Neobeth. by chrisy_chan
	Parkour About Neopia: Taking the Art to the Streets Just as singing, dancing, and acting — the more common performing arts — express an individual Neopet’s artistic ability through physical action, parkour is the fast-paced, energetic movement taking Neopia by storm. by halleycat2235
	Post-Performance Routine Supplies So your Neopet has moved into the theatre for the run of a new production... by greyorangegrey
	The Performing Arts: An Avatar Guide This week is all about the performance arts—and what’s more of a performance than the avatar you choose to use while chatting on the Neoboards? by superkathiee
	My Life’s Consonance Almost from the moment my eyes opened, music has been a vital part of my being... by luigilink2

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"Like Claws on a Chalkboard" by sarah_jackie
“No, for the last time a Trumpet of Blasting is not allowed at the concert.” Drechser opened his mouth in protest. “--and we have no need of a triangle player right now.” Hamish, a Kyrii with a perfectly coiffed tuft of red hair and a fitted sparkling blue suit sighed in frustration. “I’m sorry Drechser, I know you want to be a part of the Jaunty Jubulius Jitterbug Jazzy Jubilee Jiggy Jamboree for the Jolly Jubilation of Juliana Jetsam,” he stopped to take a deep breath. “But you’re, well, you just aren’t good enough.” The Halloween Kougra tucked back his wings and frowned. “I can practice Hamish, there’s still two weeks! I know I can get better at playing the guitar before the Jaunty Jubulius Jitterbug Jazzy Jubilee-” Before he could continue any further, Hamish shook his head and attempted to move the Kougra out of his music shop. For three years now, Drechser came every week for music lessons from Hamish.

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