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I’m With the Band: Charming Out with Jub Zambra

Jub Zambra and his fanciful Cobrall stops by Tyrannian Rock 104 to give fans a glimpse of his summer to come.

by itsmeganduhx
The 11 Best Books About Kaus

To ease your transition into the wonderful world of Kaus 101, I’ll now introduce you to some of the best Kau-related reading in Neopia.

by jubileek
A Booktastic Journey

But what the small moon is most famous for is their incredible advances in writing and science, featuring a tiny bookshop that has exploded in popularity and has become a main fixture for any Neopet looking to boost their intelligence.

by brodysseus
The Other Kau Girl

With Kau Day quickly approaching this 19th Day of Relaxing, I decided it was time to sit down for an interview with a certain Striped Kau that seems to be mostly hidden from the public eye.

by danzgirl12
Top 10 Beach Essentials This Summer

Here is a list of the 10 essential things to bring with you on your trip to the beach this summer that will assure you have the best time!

by hopeandjoy
The Grand Neopian Neolodge!

One of the largest hotel complexes in Neopia, the Grand Neopian Neolodge, has been a perfect place for pets to stay while their owners are on vacation for many years.

by katietease
My 2nd Shovel: An Addendum to “My 1st Shovel”

Maybe your first shovel is getting a little rusty around the edges. Maybe one shovel just isn't enough to meet all of your shovelling needs. This article is for you.

by sunbathr
7 Tips To Make Your Skeith The Cutest In Neopia!

Here are 7 tips to making sure your Skeith is the cutest pet possible!

by sabitsukirusted
Making the Most out of the Trading Post

This guide will go into some tips on buying and selling items and give all Neopians a fair chance at making the Trading Post work for them.

by clara_quinn
A Walk through a Technicolor Dream

This year, a lot of new colours were released and we think some of them were original enough to make it into the Top 10.

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by itsbah

 
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"Usuki Singing Stars #40: The Great Chadley Chase" by downrightdude
“Extra! Extra! Read all about it!” she shrieked, joining Snaw on the couch. Scary raised an eyebrow. “What is wrong with you two freaks?” the purple Bruce snarled. Snaw jumped off the couch. “Chadley, THE biggest celebrity in all of Neopia, is visiting the bookstore tomorrow for a meet-and-greet session! Calla and I have been dancing ever since somebody told us about it!” Sparkles clapped. “Ooh, how fun!” the pink Bruce gushed. She, like Snaw and Calla, adore Chadley and thought the green Zafara was the coolest Neopian ever. Scary, however, just rolled her eyes. “So, does this mean we’ll be seeing him tomorrow?” Sparkles gasped. “We have to!” Snaw insisted. “The first thirty fans will get free Chadley Usuki dolls! There will also be free posters, buttons and masks, but an Usuki is too good to miss out!” Calla leapt off the couch and screamed. “CHADLEY WILL BE MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND I SHALL STEAL HIS HAIR!” She danced excitedly and Snaw joined her. “Will your pets be joining us too, Calla?” asked Sparkles. “All my pets are hiding fro me,” Calla explained. She shrugged. “Oh well. This means more Chadley for me!” “So do all of us have to accompany you freaks to se Mr. Overrated?” Scary pressed, folding her arms over her chest. “You can either come or stay here and do nothing,” Snaw instructed. Sparkles nudged Scary. “Come on, Scare! It’s we’re talking about! Wouldn’t you love to meet him too??” “I’d rather eat coal,” Scary remarked. “Perfect! We’ll have coal for tomorrow’s evening meal,” Snaw declared. Scary facepalmed. “You’re all morons,” she grumbled as Snaw, Calla and Sparkles chattered eagerly about the meet-and-greet. “It’s going to be the best day ever!” Calla insisted.




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