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Shoyru Toyru!

Feeling blue about the upcoming April showers? Maybe you are a bit saddened by the idea of having to stay indoors to avoid the wet weather and you aren't really sure what to do with yourself? Fret not young Neopian!

by doglover3662
Owning Only One Pet

This confuses a lot of players, "why do they only have one pet?" There are actually many reasons for this, all unique to the player.

by fippinator
How to Get Published in the Neopian Times

This step-by-step guide will help you create awesome articles for the Neopian Times so you can get published!

by dragonsfriend1021
A Guide to Berry Bash: The Grandest Bogen of All

Mystery Island has recently opened up a restaurant and needs the help of Rufus, the Grand Bogen, to make sure it's a big success.

by faeriequeenoffire
The Kadoatery: How to Time Keep

You know those wonderful people that keep track of the times on the Kadoatery boards? Well we are here to teach you just that! You will be a timekeeping pro in no time at all!

Also by vltra_svr

by djleclair

Book Shops Of Neopia

Even if your pet excels in brawn over brains, keeping them well rounded in all aspects will help them succeed. Let's get into where you can find these books

by katietease
Lutari Retirement- Paradise or Hard work?

Have you ever wondered what retirement actually consists of? Lutaris can’t possibly just disappear into an endless void? Can it? Well worry no more, here at the Neopian times we’ve investigated all over Neopia to figure out exactly what happens what a Lutari does in order to avoid the clutches of Dr_death.

Also by ilovemykitties12 and hermionemagi

by yashasvika

Beginner's Guide to Font-Making, #2!

Hello again! My name is Aya and I’m back to tell you even more tips and tricks to get the font you want on the Neoboards.

by ayakae
Neopia’s Best and Worst Dressed Cybunnies!

*This does not denote Miss Prickles’ personal preference towards or against any listed or non-listed Cybunny*

by spukl1
NEOPIA’S TOP 10 CYBUNNY THEMED ITEMS

This week, or more specifically, on the 27th day of the Month of Eating, we celebrate Cybunny Day. It’s that one special day of year where everyone on Neopia takes a moment to come together and appreciate the companionship of those lovely pets that we call Cybunnies.

Also by dragondancer007

by mazaii_3

Kolorful Kougras: Neopia's Top Fifteen Varieties

I am here to honor this underrated species by recommending the top fifteen Kougra colors out of all the choices that exist.

by _brainchild_
 
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"Snow on Mystery Island" by juggal3tt3j
He padded down to the Harbour and hopped onto a nearby vessel while no one was looking. He knew the island like the back of his paw and he already knew the island itself didn’t have the solution for its imaginary problem, so he knew he’d have to travel around Neopia to be the hero Mystery Island needed. At least that would be what he saw in his own minds eye as he wasn’t technically allowed to leave the island without his parents, but the ship was docked on the Mystery Island port so technically he hadn’t left the island. He’d just pretend to go and find water, and then imagine how grateful everyone would be and how everyone would know his name! He pretended to steer the vessel north for a while, then he decided to head below decks while his imaginary crew took care of the grunt work. Tab climbed onto the plush bed in the Captain’s room and helped himself to some gooseberries that whoever the real Captain was had sitting on the table. While daydreaming, Tab didn’t notice the vessel had started sailing. It wasn’t until he heard the crew yelling something about masts that he realized anyone else had even come aboard. He headed above deck to see what was happening. As Tab reached the deck, he knew he was in trouble. He could see the top of Techo Mountain in the distance, but everything else he saw was the clear blue ocean. The vessel had already made its departure from Mystery Island. “What’s this?!” A booming voice made Tab jump a mile. “Looks like we have a stowaway Mates!”.




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Speedy the Slorg
"Go! Go!" Zarah squealed, balling her paws up into fists in excitement, "you can do it, Speedy! I believe in you!"

by tawnihart1739

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Snow on Mystery Island
Kougras originated in Mystery Island, where the weather is always nice, bright, and super sunny. One might be curious how such a tropical species started appearing in the Snow colour, and as it turns out, it is quite the story to tell.

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j


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Return to Lynwood: Part Ten
Suhel hated getting sick. But this was a sickness like nothing she had ever before experienced.

by cosmicfire918

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Haunted Woods Hero: Part Two
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death

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The Search for Faye Pt. 2
Faye's sister, Tilly, has been given the insurmountable task of uncovering the mystery of Faye's disappearance. Part 2/7

by icysnowe

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Surely you Jest #1
*nudge nudge* Get it?

by mucka33



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