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Ten Of Neopia's Tastiest Foods

Ahh, the greatest cuisine that Neopia has to offer.

by happytimewithmilk
Inflationary Items for No-Work Profit

Are you one of those Neopians that has a vast sum of neopoints sitting around?

by eatin_np
Neopets: More than Trophies

If you've ever felt bad about which pet is your favorite, or if you've looked down your nose at certain types of pets...

by gyosco
Rapid Refreshers, Unite!

Many people are neurotic refreshers of the New Features page.

by indulgences
A Guildless World

There are many types of people you should be familiar with when you attempt to increase your guild's member count!

by vanillerrybeitje
Six Life Lessons from Kauvara

In honor of Kauvara's wisdom and determination, below are six life lessons you can learn from Neopia's most famous Kau.

by blessed_faerie
The Almost Abandoned Attic Time System

What makes this shop amazing is that you don't have to simply sit there and refresh non-stop. It has a schedule.

by sakura_dreamer
Brace yourselves... April Fools is Coming

As many of us veteran players know, there are a few things that we can all look forward to...

by calliegraphy
Ten Neopoint Backgrounds For Spring!

Today, I'll be telling you about my ten favourite backgrounds to use in the spring that are Neopoint!

by cybunny_2000567
 
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Neopia's Tastiest Foods



Do you ever sit around and wonder the finer points in life, like which are the tastiest? Well, my friend, I do. Of course I won't list any of the foods that are sickeningly labeled "gross food". Who labels these things? We all know all of those foods are the finest...



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Celebrating Chomby Day Together
Enargee the Baby Gelert and Tienee the Baby Chomby had such a marvelous time on Gelert Day that every day since had seemed long, and slow, and uneventful...

by stararan

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A Game
"We're going to play a game. Each of you will track another pet and lead said pet back here. There is no time limit."

by 77thbigby

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Fireballs Among Friends: Part Seven
Yvenya sniffed as the four Order mages followed Seradar up to the second story of his tower. The old Xweetok said, "Hardly behavior becoming of a mage and a king."

by saphira_27

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Travels of a Would-Be Knight: Eddetha the Immortal - Part Eight
Hansuke had never seen such joy as that which lit up Fyora's face when she saw the Mirror. "You found it!"

by daniecelpines

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NeoQuest II Logic
You are attacked!

by marzipan

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Random Oddness
The next Kanrik capsule is probably going to have bows.

by mistyqee



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