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Androcles' Guide To Taking Care Of Your Petpet

I, Androcles the amazing Snow Candychan, decided that you Neopians needed even more education on petpets. So I welcome you to a very special second guide to teach you how to effectively take care of your petpet.

by twocents
Do Good: Ways to Spread the Love

Spread happiness and cheer, clear up the winter blues!

by voyager27
Best Commemorative Items In Neopia

Reminiscing over the past years, we witnessed lots and lots of events, games, and plots The Neopets Team put together for our merriment and enjoyment.

by darkobsession
Planning the Perfect Birthday

Owners are in charge of making at least one day a year absolutely SPECTACULAR. Yes, I do mean birthdays.

by infantdaydream
Stowaway Sting Made Easy!

Many Neopians consider this one of the "hard" game avatars, but I'm here to tell you it's as simple as 1, 2, 3!

by fullyalive2
Remember to Visit the Forgotten Shore

With Krawk Island safely discovered and Gavril McGill watching from the Governor's Mansion, it was about time we learnt more about this new map.

by trubiekatie
16 Easy(ish) Trophies

This guide is about pointing you in the right direction and giving you some ideas of which trophies to aim for.

by usukii
Easiest Species to Zap with the Lab Ray

The seven Neopets species that are the least expensive to morph.

by blessed_faerie
Altador Cup VIII Pre-season Report

For most Neopians, melting snow is merely a sign of the coming Spring, but for a dedicated few the end of Winter marks the start of the Altador Cup pre-season.

by amarise
 
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"Lucky Coin" by princess_daisy186
"Kakimiha!" He winced and snapped the book shut on his paw. "You are supposed to be putting those books where they belong, not reading them. You do that on your own time," the Lenny librarian hissed, catching the Zafara in the act. Ms. Marsh wasn't young but not old either, but in Kakimiha's eyes she was ancient, Prehistoric, Dweller of the Tyrannian Dark Ages and definitely an old mean Lenny in a floral dress and thick spectacles...




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Rambus & The Ducks Who Did
It's Tuesday today, and Tuesday is a good day for us: our master grants us an allotted break of 44 quacks today, rather than the usual 4.

by moggetman

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A Wanderer
"Are you a traveler?"

Cate turned to see that a friendly looking Gnorbu had sat down at her table. He pointed, and Cate glanced down at the worn blue suitcase at her feet. She smiled.

by wishpers


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The Puppeteer: Part One
The statue has stood at the edge of the village for a hundred years, or so the child has been told. He has spent many afternoons playing near the plinth with his friends, amongst the wildflowers that spring up during the warmer months. The Hissi coiled in stone has a strange presence, both threatening and peaceable at the same time.

by rachelindea

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There Are No How-To Books for Aspiring Ninjas: Part Three
He had heard from the bookshop owner about a ninja training school on Mystery Island. Was it possible the tunnel from Moltara had led there?

by serissa98

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When Lab Rats go Shopping...
It stars one of my actual pets, Katy_Bismuth!

by celestialguineapig

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Mushrooms
Keep your habitarium in good repair!

by nebulavulpa157



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