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Neopia - A Quiz

How much do you know about the World of Neopia? Take this simple eleven question quiz today and see how you score.

by kadface
Kelp: What You Need To Know

I stood outside for a moment, defeated. How was I going to get the exclusive interview I had promised?

by greavesbaby
Top Ten "Must Have" Shoes For Your Closet

Slippers, sandals, tennis shoes, flats... let's face it. Our closets are full of every kind of shoes available...

by auraichadora
Cryptic & Elusive: Mr. Krawley

The story took place a long time ago, and in the end the whole town was freed. Everyone's happy, right? WRONG.

by cherishtwilight
The Grundo Guide

If you're considering a new pet, this could show you why to pick a Grundo and which color to pick.

by theme__girl
Toddlers' Travels: A Guide to Taking your Baby Neopet on Holiday

How will we travel all that way with a little baby? Once we get there, will there be activities to keep her entertained? Above all, is it a safe environment for such a defenceless little Neopet?

by mrs_cherish
How to Take Care of an Elderly Pet

Tips for how to look after an Elderly Pet.

by rock_star_megs
The Employment Agency: Stats for BusinessPets

Every 10 minutes, new jobs are added for business-minded Neopets to complete. My Neopet Arlera loves completing jobs; she's completed over 800 now, and she's asked me to share a few tips...

by emeraldpaws
Neopian Book Reviews: Book of Chemical Reactions

The Book of Chemical Reactions is described as a way to learn about harmless and not-so-harmless chemical reactions.

by dr_tomoe
 
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"To Watch The Altador Cup" by gigglygiggle
"You know how much it'd cost to go there?!" she wailed, slamming her paw on the wooden table. "I wouldn't even dream of going there myself, let alone you!" Gavellus was always like that. Thrift, meticulous and money-minded, she was truly the main financer...




Other Stories


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One Act of Kindness
I paced through my room, pulling my own hair out at the stress. Not just for me, but for my Neopet.

by sakrathehedgie

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To Watch The Altador Cup
"You can go and swab decks to see how much hard work it takes to even survive here! Let alone go to Altador!"

by gigglygiggle

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Kings and Curses: Part Two
As soon as the Lutari had left, Esmeralda burst out laughing. "He's crazy!" 

Caspar added, grinning, "Wackier than a Weewoo."

by saphira_27


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A House Divided Cannot Stand: Part Two
"I've had enough," Dragon repeated coldly, folding her arms and glaring at them both. "I've warned you a thousand times. Maybe if you'd listened to me, this wouldn't be happening."

by dragon_soul__

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Best (Hypothetical) Altador Cup Goalies
Okay, maybe they're better as mascots.

by aileen_nguyen

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Mr. Invisible #1 - Shoppin' at Kauvara's
Poor Potion... :(

by deathnote



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