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The Beauty Contest As We Know It

As simple and glamorous as it sounds, it may not quite be what you imagine.

by pynksoda
Unusual Foods: Cupcakes

A perfectly sweet and a perfectly strange list of unusual cupcakes for you to enjoy!

by ripplestream850
Where To Have A Party In Neopia?

The most critical decision to your party planning is location. This guide will cover the pros and cons of throwing a party in each land.

by kalila16
The Royal Items

The Royal Potionery, as the name suggests, is a potion shop located in Brightvale's heart and, much like the Scrollery or the Brightvale Motery, it sells this land's merchandise.

by _white_spirit_
Which Neopian Monarch Rules Your Life?

Answer these 10 questions and find out which Neopian ruler has the strongest influence on your life.

by anamya
Top 10 of the Best Neopoint and Neocash Frames

Here are ten of my favorite wearable frames you can use to dress up your special pet.

by lute248
The Owner’s Guide to Neopian Cooking

Neopets like home cooking. Sure, they enjoy pre-made food as well, but who doesn't love a good Cream of Asparagus soup?

by moonbunny__60
Neopia's Insight: Zafaras

I would like to kindly share with the rest of Neopia the amazingness of Zafaras.

by amberkad
 
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"The One Who Opted Out" by dragonair23
Today is different. He feels listless, bored, his mind unusually hazy. He finds it hard to concentrate on anything – it's almost like he's tired, and yet he can't possibly hope to sleep. Nothing can hold his interest – even the novel he had been reading had come to an unsatisfying, boring ending. So here he was, walking to Neopia Central for the weekly newspaper. He usually doesn't bother reading it – why would...




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Escape from Virtupets Station
Behind every game is a programmer, behind every question there is an answer, and behind every logical statement there is an irrational response...

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Sleeping Count Von Roo Beauty
"I need to see a doctor, regarding a matter of the utmost importance," he said...

by xbrandixx

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Mr. Jennings Must Die: Part Two
"He smiled," the Judge said somewhat sadly.

by herdygerdy

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Caylis's Necklace: Part Four
How could she have been so utterly stupid?!

by saeryena

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Listen To Me Please!
What on Kreludor are you doing?

by balloonanimal123

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Sunny Side... Sloth
Even Sloth can't resist those delicious omelettes.

by rcccpilon



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