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	Itchy Invasion: Blast those Petpetpets! Your job is to blast all the petpetpets and complete the levels without running out of Pest-B-Gone or filling up the Itch-O-Meter. by typlohisioh
	The Scientific Journal Jelly does exist. It's on your plates, in your homes, and crammed into your Safety Deposit Boxes by the dozen, for goodness' sake. by peabodyandsherman

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Blast those Petpetpets!

You may think that those Zytches or Bumbluz are cute, but your petpets sure don't feel the same! Once you begin the game, you shall understand. Seeing all those petpetpets in the petpets' fur isn't exactly a pretty sight... Itchy Invasion is a fun game and quite simple once you've mastered the basics. (Hey, just because there's no avatar doesn't mean you shouldn't play it, right?) In Itchy Invasion, you act as Eamann...

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