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	Socks: Warm, Edible, of Doom How many of you have feet? Yes, yes, that’s what we thought – most of you have feet... some of you have more than others. Also written by windatmyback by danceswithpampers
	Secrets to Thrifty Spending: Neopian Food Edition Every Neopian loves to save a few Neopoints now and then, right? by jmw_31894
	Choosing a Colour If you plan to have a zombie pet, make sure the rest of your family is trained in zombie defence procedures. by neom_777
	Your Guide to Restocking: Better Than Gaming The quickest, easiest, best way to make neopoints. ;) by danielleplicka
	The Ultimate Guide To Collecting And Galleries So, you have made your gallery, but you don't know what to do with it after that. by singer1014
	A Guide to Luck and Chance in Neopia Do you like to take risks? Also by neckties by __horses_forever__
	Top 10 Villains of Neopia This article will reveal the top ten baddies of Neopia. by _plaxe_
	Every Secret of Eliv Thade... Revealed You thought you knew all about Eliv Thade? Wrong... there's much more. :) Read to find out... by xprincessxsimix
	Advanced Key Questing: Stepping Up Your (Mini) Game Mini-games do play a part in Key Quest, and while I cannot help you with computer speed, I can help you step up your mini-game to the next level! by musicoftheflute
	Digging into Spring If you're looking to get out of your winter blues, and break into spring with a new outlook on life, flowers are a perfect way to do just that! by giggilogalmewmew
	I Have Too Much to Wear: Guide to Closet Clutter Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets. by lkozma
	Snot Splatter - the Guide to Spewing Snot! Who would want to play a game like Snot Splatter? Well, you might... if you want a trophy. by ewagon

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He planned to stay in that position until Karl picked him up in five hours, and he would have had not three certain petpets annoyed his plans. Three certain petpets—to be specific: Mark, Moe, and Millicent, the three notorious Meepits at the daycare...

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