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Gooples: Off the Cone

Gooples come in many colors and styles. They do not come in purple. If your prospective petpet is purple, it's a frozen snack.

by perdita136
Do Neopet Owners Feed Their Neopets Anymore?

The website was solely based on Neopets. And now we are taking them for granted- using them as a pass to get into the games and webbies.

by hiimhere11
Quiz: What Kind of Avatar Collector Are You?

There are many reasons for people collecting avatars in Neopia - and many ways to do it.

by anamya
Guide to Slumber Party Survival

You will learn how to avoid sticky situations and, well, basically how to survive a slumber party...

by jenlin_25
Making the Perfect Neohome

Try to have a theme.

by rebemwal
Coffee - Neopia's Secret Menace

"I've told you –twitch- I'm fine! I've just had... -hiccup- a lot of c-coffee today..."

by mary5999
Item Investment

The key to item investment is to look for two things: limited or decreasing supply and a steady or increasing demand.

by babyazndragon
An Analysis of the Neopian Economy

Roughly a tenth of the population has half of the neopoints. How did these people get so rich?

by mookie99
Running a Profitable Shop

You will be shocked with the amount of neopoints in your till each day. Your days of an empty till will be no more!

by jillian3_3
Tilting Terror Mountain

A beginner's guide to Terror Mountain Tilt.

by birthinganoctopus
Honoring Kacheeks: How to Celebrate Their Day

They're wonderful Neopets almost anyone can appreciate. So, how should we honor them...

by ridiculer
Is There a New Year in Shenkuu?

In this wonderful Year 10, Shenkuu will be celebrating its most important traditional holiday: The Shenkuu Festival.

by andybui1
 
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"Rai's Choice" by sweetpurple96
"Mia, are you sure about this? We could really get into so much trouble." A yellow Shoyru stood in the Hidden Tower peering at the price tags around her. "This isn't the Chocolate factory, you know. That stuff is replaceable. But if Fyora catches us snatching her stuff, then we could be sent to her dungeons forever..."




Other Stories


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Not Quite NeoFlu
My first indication that something was wrong was when Aldrai stopped eating...

by child_dragon

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Comet Trails
It had only been for a brief moment, but she could have sworn that she had glimpsed something streaking brightly across the sky...

by scarletspindle

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This Glass Container: Part One
She hadn't really been participating throughout the meeting, actually. She was a relatively young Dark Faerie, lacking the experience that the others had. She didn't want to embarrass herself by speaking out...

by seegensays

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Masquerades: Part Three
"It doesn't add up," James said in a low voice. "I have a suspicion there's more than meets the eye around here. What say we do a bit of snooping, Deirdre?"

by punctuation_ninja

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The One that Got Away!
Quick, throw it back!

Written by geneames1

by summerschilde


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Inkhorn: Outdated
Metal detected.

by akamuse



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