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RELAX: Ten Ways to Reduce Stress

Are we overworking our precious little Neopets? Recent research by the Lenny Institute of Pet Stress, (LIPS), concludes that in many cases, yes... we are.

by jennuine_1
Eat At Grundos

Ahhh, Grundos. The most delicious place there is out in space.

by btcomsa12
Sophie's Petpets: Friends or Foes?

We are told very specifically only two rules: Don't drop more than five of Sophie's ingredients; and watch out for the hungry Meowclops. But I'm continuously forced to wonder, is this pesky petpet really as menacing as the instructions would have us believe?

by lolorianqueen
Brain Busters

Maybe it's time you take the road less traveled. You can play games that will give you some shiny Neopoints while you're getting smarter. No kidding!

Also by tenthz

by sillyliss

A Window to the Future

When we think of the year 20, we find ourselves asking a variety of questions. What will the state of the future be?

by grape_luvver
10 Things Kaodoaties Don't Eat

Something that I must point out before you attempt to continue reading this is: Never call a Kadoatie evil to its face. (Even though they are!!!) This will result in the loss of your shoes. (Because they will eaten, of course!)

by tkm_lexis
Kou-Jong Guide

The object of the game is to clear all of the tiles from the board, on three different stages, with three different difficulties.

by iamhyper12345678910
How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a Champion

It is time that these less-than-edible "foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why, in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?

by triplechewychocolate
The Neopian Auction House

A great Neopian Auction House Guide for everyone!

by _evanescence_94
Virtupets Space Training for Dummies

Want to fly your own spaceship? Don't know where to start? Well, start here...

by profusions
Rigged? Naw...

We've all played Test Your Strength, right? If you haven't, you've either been living under a rock, or... well, you're smart.

by militancy
Bubble, Bubble, Faerie Bubbles!

A guide that will get you into the know about Faerie Bubbles!

by littlej001
 
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"The Pink Grobrin Story" by bootpelt
I, Maura the Island Kacheek, was walking home at 10:00 from a late Battledome fight. My friends Toby and Alexis (a blue Techo and a Christmas Kacheek) were with me. We happily carried a "Beating Punchbag Bob" trophy, which we had earned after many, many, MANY months of training. Anyway, as we turned onto Bracknell Road...




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How My Best Friend And I Saved Neopia
Imagine this: you and your best friend are trapped in the lair of a beast. A beast so vile, so cruel, that even its own petpet despises it. Now listen to this. That's what Miles and I went through. No kidding!

by lemmykoopa300

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The Neverending Consequences of Abilities
"I told you I wanted to try out my new ability. You could have let me! Then none of this would have happened..."

by animalw180

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Petpet Adventures: Petpetnapped - Part One
Ellen the Doglefox was perched on top of the fence, as she always was. Thon made his way towards her...

by rachelindea

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Needed Adventure: Part Two
"Tell us about the time you escaped from the pound!" Enzo exclaimed, leaping up and bounding around them in excitement...

by tdyans

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Near-Death of a Salesman
On-body advertising is the hottest thing in Neopian sales!

by khirkah

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Camo--Wha??
Just because you ARE camouflage, doesn't mean you blend in.

by fuzzy_green_glue



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