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Mynci Guide to Advance Players

I discovered that there was a whole other part of the game that wasn’t explored. This article is taking Mynci Beach Volleyball to a much higher level, providing you with as much knowledge I know.

by czenko28
The Worlds Within Neopia

In this article, we’ll take a look at the different worlds (or faces) of Neopia that appear in a story.

by shadowcristal
An Interview With a Game Hero: a Certain Alien Aisha

There’s a certain new game called Magma Blaster that, while being a very fun game with good payout, leaves many things unanswered. I decided to see if I could find out some inside information straight from the game’s own hero, an Alien Aisha.

by nut862
Should Neopets Be Taken Care Of?

What exactly is ‘taking care’ of your Neopets? Well, the idea itself is fairly simple. You take a few minutes out of day to feed your pets and play with them as well. This has been obviously known to increase their happiness.

by blubblub317
Garden Rooms are for Wimps! ;)

This article is meant to inspire other "garden-challenged" neohomers in alternative methods to bringing the outdoors in and vice versa. :)

by tyleraapje
Quest Board Etiquette

Hurray, you have a faerie quest! But how to find the item? The quest board can help...if you know how to use it.

by zolphia
Word Pyramid Guide

Out of tiles… out of time… and out of luck whenever you’re playing Word Pyramid? Well then, this is the guide for you. All concepts of this game are explained and advanced strategy and tactics are given. Read on!

by trailblazer20
The Neolodge - a Stay to Remember

Welcome to AstroVilla Hotel! I will be your receptionist for the evening, as I will guide you around the area and discuss your options that you have here. Hopefully by this tour you will choose to stay here a few nights to enjoy many things which I believe will interest you!

by agnoline
NeoQuest II: Behind the Scenes

Sure, you may know what goes on with the NeoQuest characters while they're fighting, but do you know much about their lives outside of the game? Of course not, because they're always busy and never do any interviews!

by puppy200010
Ultimate Neggsweeper Guide

The motive of this game is to click on all the good neggs and avoid clicking on the bad neggs which are RED in color for it means Game Over! This game will surely challenge even the toughest players!

by sil3nt_cha0s
Nutrition on a Tiny Budget

This article is a guide to feeding your Neopets well on a limited budget, whether you want to conserve Neopoints to save up for something or simply because you don't have very many.

by schefflera
Advanced Guide to Magma Blaster

Don't be hesitant! Destroy rocks like you have never destroyed rocks before! Your gold trophy depends on it!

by 666daerik666
 
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"And Gobble Up Them Pineapples!" by hermionechochang
"Ye mangy sand-gobbin' scoundrels'll rue the day ye did this ta us!" the furious Pirate Kougra bellowed as he shook his paw after the receding ship. "After all we've done fer ye, this is how we're repaid? Garrrn!" The Kougra continued...




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Spin Sisters
There is a place where the leaves fall far from the tree. Our little town is quiet, pets move away, blown off to the glitter of Brightvale, that ever-greener somewhere else. And when they are gone, the tree cries, shedding its leaves. I cry too, beneath its bare branches...

by animageous

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Inner Demons
"Katrine, listen to me," Karrie hissed, desperate to wake her sleeping twin, who had fur as grey as the sky she described. "You don't have to be sorry. It wasn't your fault."

by yatomiyuka

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Never Wish to Fly: Part Two
"Where did you get this?" he shouted. Leaving no time for her to possibly answer, he continued. "This is a space map piece! I thought it was gone for good..."

by puppy200010

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Darigan's Truce: Part Two
He stood brooding at the high window of his tower chamber, arms folded sternly as he regarded the green fields of Meridell miles below. His enormous Korbat ears, drawn back in contemplation, could hear the faint purring of machinery deep within the dark bowels of the Citadel...

by darkwater_nereid

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Hagan's Heroics
Keep it down!

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by sunset_rose285


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Race Stalling
Wow!

by plaquenil



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