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Mechanical Buddies for Your Neopets

Is your Petpet too much work to take care of? Well, look no further, since these mechanical buddies require very little care.

by _brainchild_
Cryptic: Machine in Motion

Welcome all and thank you for joining me at this special meeting of “Machine in Motion. And utility. And fish”, where we talk about machines in motion, but mostly about utility and fish.

by water_park1993
Tangor’s Tinkering Treasures

If you have ever wandered the streets of Moltara City, amidst the whir of cogs and hum of fans, you may have discovered a workshop tucked away right at the back of the city’s edge.

by mango_
Patents of Neopia #1

In this series, we will be taking a look at various patents granted throughout Neopian history.

by one_headlight
Which Piece of Neopian Machinery are YOU Most Like

Ever wondered what kind of machinery you might be if you were a part of the diverse mechanical community of Neopia?

by skittlesrock10292
Robot VS Steampunk! Machine Colour Comparison

When you think of machinery in Neopia, there are two lands which should come to mind: Virtupets Space Station and Moltara.

by pikachu315111
The Top 5 Machines You'll Encounter On The Daily

Now that’s a machine worthy of our love. Collab with kikepv

by rascle90
Machines in Motion: Side Hustles of Robot Petpets

After a couple of days touring the Station and learning about the history, those Grundo’s introduced me to my new obsession… and the topic of today’s Hoppin’ Hobbies: Robot Petpets.

by spukl1
 
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The Top 5 Machines You'll Encounter On The Daily



Alien Aisha Vending Machine It is said that out in the great expanse of space that Alien Aisha are out to explore multiple worlds in search of adventure and knowledge. But what happens when these curious explorers decide to reach Neopia? The most logical thing possible: they bring a mysterious machine to do business with the locals! This machine can be found within Neopia Central in the Neopian Plaza, and Neopians can play with this alien machine using a currency of these space friends called Nerkmids (there are different types, colours, and prices!). The prizes that could be obtained from this machine vary depending on the Nerkmid type, as well as the combination of buttons and levers you can press. What possible prizes, you ask? You can get a wide variety of prizes that range from somewhat disturbing food prizes (spooky or simply disgusting) to incredibly colourful Paint Brushes. Remember, it is a matter of luck! Still, this machine is a Neopian Classic that everyone should try, at least once, whether it's because you feel lucky enough, you have an appetite for a rare prize like a Chocolate Fish Pop Milkshake, or just because you are aiming for Aisha Alien's cherished Avatar or Trophy Neocola Machine Everyone in Neopia knows of or has heard from the legendary Dr. Sloth. Even though he is one of the biggest villains in Neopia, we can’t deny his intelligence in creating one of the most famous entrepreneurships. It is said that he created the Neocola Machine to fund his evil plans.. But nevermind that, just what is the Neocola Machine? It is a vending machine that, using Tokens that feature the evil Doctor’s face on them, people have access to roll for different prizes including transmogrification potions that can infamously turn your pet into a twisted, Mutant variant.



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Moon Garden
"Kreludor is kind. It brought my partner and I stability. A home. Peace of mind when before we struggled so much..."

by parody_ham

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Moltara's Core Beliefs
"Major unrest had taken hold of the land of Moltara over the past few days. Monty McTaggart, the CEO of the Moltara Obsidian Company, was publicly revealed to..."

by opossumman

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Fun 4 None
As promised, the Grundo in a robot suit arrived on time, greeting Cog with a box full of voice boxes, all of which were neatly packed and aligned in place.

by shellshocks

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The Other Side
Zalyin was more terrified than she had ever been in her life.

by surging

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Life Improvised : Afloat, Part 1/2
It's important to learn about your history.

by keng200

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A Unique Boochi Zap
It's entirely different! Collab with shin0bi_

by therainbowsheep



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