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A Guide to Garden Gnomes

"Hello darlings and thank you for joining me again for Granny Grumbles’ Hoppin’ Hobbies..."

by spukl1
10 Weewoo Ways to Live Life to the Fullest

Anyone familiar with the Neopian Times would surely be familiar with the Postal Weewoos!

by pixie_tea
Totally Real!: Guide to Mystery Island

Did you know that Gadgadsbogen translates to "good good day"?

by rawbeee
The Plight of Petpets

While our pets are often afforded the royal treatment, spending extended periods of time lounging about the Neolodge or filling themselves to contentment at Kelp or The Golden Dubloon, how often do our Petpets ever get such nice things?

by dennykins
The Mysterious Allure of the Rubbish Dump

It's satire, of a sort. Written from the perspective of someone in Neopia and not an actual guide for the site feature

by xxtiger_lemonxx
 
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"Terrifying Tales in Retail" by maddie_bangz
“Ugh, this is the worst!” Drauma threw her hands into the air and collapsed onto the pile of clothes beneath her. It was another frustrating workday at another random Neopian shop. She’d been pulled back and forth through so many shops that day that she lost count. It seemed like every minute a new Neopian was singing her praises and begging her to run their shop, but she just couldn’t take it anymore. She was exhausted. “Hello, is anyone here?” A voice called from the front room. Drauma was hoping to get a few moments of peace by hiding in the stock room. Maybe she could bury herself under the piles and piles of clothes and toys that still needed priced and put out on the floor. Ever since Drauma could remember, she had a gift for retail. She had the ability to get items from all over Neopia to fly off the shelves in a matter of minutes. The sad thing is, she used to enjoy it too. She would spend hours shopping and researching prices to help Neopians make their shops as competitive as they could be. Over the years though... it all just became too much. She would spend hours getting comfortable in one shop just for another one to snatch her up and insist they sell for her. The restocking, the pricing, and the constant cycle of chaos was just exhausting. The worst part of all of it, was that some of the shop owners didn’t seem to even want her there.




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