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Grey Today

Even grey pets could be happy, couldn't they?

by sunshine_nine9
Spun Silver

"You've been looking out of that window for hours. Aren't you tired of staring at the rain yet?"

by kimssuperanimals
When You're Feeling Grey...

Sometimes we need to step back and look at the bigger picture.

by billytiki13
The Cave

Night falls. 

A family of grey Korbats droops from the ceiling of a dark, damp cave.

by arsenal_seaman

Ghostentine's Day Parade

Every year my dance class-- the best in Neopia Central-- was signed up to dance on a pink and red float in the Valentine's Day parade.

by unosilvah
Rodger the Food Snatcher

"You just tripped me so you could get my basket of food!" Alice snapped.

by prettyxcutiexhere
Running with the Pack

"There's going to be a field trip soon!" I told him, pulling the form out of my backpack.

by kittytamer99
A Knight's Nightmare

Meekel didn't get up from the corner of the prison cell. He looked out the window that showed the cloudy, foggy skies. There was never, not one single day that the sun showed its face...

by rocknrollpup95
Meditation on a Sigh

Grey. Draining the colour, draining the light from its surroundings. Like smoke. Like ash. Like dust. Like an empty tomb. Like the Grey Faerie, whose sadness could envelope you in its storm cloud, as it has her.

by mamasimios
His Side of the Story: Apprentice

Parlax stood, eyes closed, in the middle of the room. He held his blaster loosely at his side...

by silent_snow
Colonel Cobb Meets his Match

At seven o'clock sharp, Colonel Cobb snapped to attention in front of a patch of asparagus and began morning drills.

by rosabellk
The Grey Day of Spring

It was her favourite day of year. In fact, it was the only day of the year that she liked at all. There was no wind, no weather, no smiles. Just gloom.

by blonde310
 
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Smiling Grey Neopets?



Many Neopians have come to adore their irresistibly adorable grey pets. Whether it's because of their large cherry pink eyes, dismayed expressions, or eternal hopelessness, we have fallen in love. Grey pets are celebrated all over Neopia and even have their own special day. But since we are so used to their miserable frowns, I began to wonder, how hard is it for a grey pet to smile? In an attempt to express my love and affection for all grey pets, I have composed these fool proof steps in making your grey pet smile...



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Return of the Crimson Witch: Part Six
The witches always lived on the line; it was where the magic and the power were, after all. And here Edna was, walking the line between life and death...

by herdygerdy

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Revenge: Part Three
"Oh, come on, you know you want to help us!" whined a familiar high pitched voice. I stopped right in my tracks and hid behind a nearby trashcan.

by shadow_sabre_

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Doin It Old School Style
Well, I guess that snowickle is going back to the petpet ray tomorrow.

by abcdsnowfall

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That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Grey Day Edition
*sigh*

by pikemaster1



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