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Altadorian Astrology

Those twelve signs are beings both alive and unique unto themselves. So, too, is each being influenced by many hundreds of factors, few of which can be learned by studying these stars alone...

by micrody
Writing a Great Story

This is the fun part. What do you want to write about? Is it something dark and evil? Something beautiful and perilous? Well, no matter what...

by arvena
Not as Cute as You'd Think, By a Concerned Neopet

Fuzzles. They are not as popular as they used to be. In fact, some people do not even know what a Fuzzle is. You know what they are, right? Those fluffy little plushies with giant grins on their faces?

by missunpopular
How I Blasted 201 Magmata

In Magma Blaster, you embody the anonymous Alien savior. Disregarding the scorching cinders and lava flow, you must fire at the assortment of rocks...

by master_algie
Soup Faerie Wonders

Ever wondered how she gets all of those ingredients?

by absdafabs
Jelly: Food or Furniture?

But have you ever thought that jelly could become the building block of the future? Yes, I know it seems next to impossible...

by annie9867
Boochi: Friend or Fiend?

It would be a very different story if your Gelert was Maraquan or some other expensive color. You could be minding your own business, doing some weekend shopping, and *BAM*...

by confiserie
The Completely Foolproof Guide to Yooyuball

Tips and tricks proven by real, actual fools.

by pyrosquirrelx
An Inside Scoop Behind Faerieland's Altador Cup Woes

Faerieland's Finest or Faerieland's Folly? The inside scoop behind Faerieland's Altador Cup woes.

by evie_firebolt
Diary of a Yooyuballer – Rinok Fitel

Rinok Fitel, Terror Mountain's star Bori defender, on the first day of tournament matches...

Also by nature_luver_462

by rookina

A Return to Sportsmanship

It's true that everyone likes to win, and no one ever likes to lose. That's just a simple fact of life. But really, isn't the whole point of participating in the Altador Cup, and in fact, all of Neopets, just to have fun?

by starizard
 
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In The Pit
"How was it, Larry?" a voice asked from the dark as the Fire Yooyu descended into the shadows and the doors slid together again above him. "I heard the Blumaroo throws too hard..."

by dan4884

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The Worst Of Luck
Tiv wasn't paying much attention; instead, he was fixated on a strange creature that had wrapped itself around the Wildon's arm. Its white skin shimmered even in the candlelight...

Also by mimed

by flikie


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The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part Four
The peak of Terror Mountain was swarming with chaos. Children clutching broken toys wailed in agony, the baby Kacheek sobbing the loudest of all. Their guardians stood around shaking their heads in despair...

by yoyote

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Waiting for Anna: Part Seven
Anna has to move back to get out of the way of the excited tourists claiming their places. No need to disrupt their order by cutting ahead, she thinks. After all, she has a year...

by extreme_fj0rd

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The Three of Us
Survival of the fittest...?

by fading_tranquility

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Lost Isle Plot Woes
Now we can fix the ship!

by seihinko



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