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"All that glitters is not unbuyable."


Customise: Moderation



Too much of a good thing: attempting to occupy almost every one of these 25 zones. Overcrowding can quickly turn a cute outfit into a headache-inducing mess, especially if you're viewing their creation in all of its sparkling, animated glory. Luckily, you can train your eye to avoid this problem. Simply being aware of the problem can immensely prevent you from becoming carried away. Here are some...

The Truth About Hanso



Welcome, fellow Neopians to yet another segment of Aunt Agatha's "Problems with Neopian Society Today". This afternoon, I'll be discussing one of the ongoing fads that simply sets my teeth on edge: Hanso. With my unbiased, revolutionary, humble, and much needed commentary, I will share with you exactly where Neopia has gone wrong this time. Neopian Society is constantly changing...

10 Ways to Improve Habitarium


With new levels and new upgrades to achieve in Habitarium, the petpetpet (P3) hysteria has continued. I think we can safely say that there are quite a few Neopians that are a little (or a lot) addicted to playing Habitarium. Although the game is very entertaining and addictive, there is still room for improvement. Here's a list of some improvements to make the game more manageable and perhaps more fun...

Other Stories
"Because He Has to Be the Best" by mannequin_of_jack
Abigail has learned through her eleven years to deal with her older brother, but for her it sometimes seemed as if she were the older sibling. Very immature for fourteen, Aristotle often stayed in the basement of their Neohome for days at a time, only pausing from his marathon gaming sessions to grab a bite to eat. He wore those...

"A Day in the Life of a Neopian Hospital Nurse" by heat94on
I work as a nurse at the Neopian Hospital in the Plaza. It's a tough job, but I love every minute of it. I am a Gnorbu, you see, and we are kindness and good senses of humor, which makes taking care of ill neopets and making them feel better the perfect job for us! I am the oldest sister of four siblings, so I also have a lifetime of experience of...

"Seeking Treasure Beyond The Cup" by chimp_chicken_fish
"Oi! Soley!" It was Captain Garven Hale, the burly pirate Bori from the Altador Cup's Team Krawk Island. "SOLEY! Gerrup, yer lazy idiot." Dasher stirred in his sleep, twitching irritably, but relaxed once more to start snoring again. "DASHER!" Garven bellowed outside, pounding on the door once more, almost splintering the wood. The pirate...


Worth A Wing's Ransom


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The Prophecy Faeries 3: Linisa's Return - Part Twelve
Her charm began to glow, and she remembered the words that Hentoff had given her. You need not always be perfect. Trust in your friends to catch you when you fall.

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Hipster Buzz: Meerca Chase 2?
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Peppered Reality: Boochi Aftermath
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Ten Best Vacation Spots In Neopia
Some people like faerie tales and unicorns. Some like rainbows and happy little squirrels. If you don't, the Haunted Woods might be more to your liking!

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