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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"I haven't had that much fun since I put itching powder on the Snowager's treasure pile!"


Scoring at Site Spotlight



Have you ever wanted to appear on the Neopets News page being mentioned for winning a Site Spotlight? Do you want your efforts to be recognized and your page to be shown to all the Neopians around? Have your pages been rejected many times before? Are you nodding at your screen as you read along? If so, then follow me in this easy step-by-step guide of the how-to's in making a winning site!

Taking Down Hubrid Nox



So... you tried many times, but you just couldn't get the avatar, let alone a high score or even a score that is worth mentioning to the public. So you figure the new MAGAX: Destroyer II game won't be any different to you. You will just continue to get the same low score while all those people getting the avatar and saying how easy it is continue to taunt you without knowing because you won't get help...

Neolodge Nuts and Bolts


"WHY DID YOU SEND ME ON VACATION IN COCKROACH TOWERS!?!?!?!?!? I had a GREAT vacation... except you didn't give me the restaurant extra, so I was forced to eat my own sandwiches and keep them in the COCKROACH-INFESTED REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!!" Sound familiar? If it does, then, like me, you need to learn the basics of the Neolodge...

Other Stories
"A Dangerous Gamble" by dragonlover8560
Eyries from all around the planet had gathered to throw a gigantic party together. Crimson-eyed Eyries from the Darigan Citadel shared stories with the glimmering scaled denizens of the Maraquan deeps, and Eyries from the snowy peaks of Terror Mountain stood together with their island cousins. Everybody at the party was having a great time. Everybody, that is, except...

"A Plain Muffin" by sunny_forever
What would I become? A sweet, beautiful Valentines Muffin, perhaps? Possibly an intelligent and cunning Brain Tree Muffin? Or maybe even a dazzling Shooting Star Muffin? Surely, I would be turned into something wonderful and amazing. We were carefully extracted from the oven, fresh and steaming and ready to be transformed into something incredible. I watched as...

"Lost in the Lost Desert" by scarvogue
With a great amount of effort, Faichu lifted his tired head and cast his gaze into the horizon. Not too far in the distance stood a small tent pitched under a tree, which barely cast a cooling shadow. "Let's... go see... if anyone... is home..." stuttered Faichu, his energy drained by the fervent sun. The two Neopets staggered over to the small tent, clearly using up their last steps...


Time For Evasive Maneuvers


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Great stories!


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Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Three
Cypher and Luther were sitting in the slushie shop, each with a Holiday Slushie, poring over their only clues. "Laughter and moaning," Luther muttered. "Laughter and moaning... I don't get that part at all!"

by kemppotatoe

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Razzle Dazzle - Episode VIII
Razsile Daezzelle

by khestrel

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Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part Five
Revenge's glowing red eyes burned into Darigan's. “You were nothing. A living chalice of misery to be drunk from whenever we pleased. A cheap and tattered plaything. As you will be again..."

Art by sarahleeadvent

by sarahleeadvent


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When Neopia Gives You Lemons
The Wain, the Symol, and the hole

by skayle

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Twist of Fate: Part Four
"I don't want to bother with you today. I just want to go to school," I stammered...

by mandapanda9188



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