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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
"I like my things, but I don't brag. I'm leaving now, and by the way it wasn't 350,000. It was 355,000."
The Botanist's Alphabet
Have you ever visited your Aunt Margarie's house? If so, did you ever go out to the backyard to have a picnic? If so, was your mind boggled by all the strange-looking foliage surrounding you? If you answered yes to all of these questions, then this article is for you... |
A Mootix’s Confessions
Fending for myself, I lived off scraps of food from the local Food shop, and slept just outside the Deserted Fairgrounds gate. One morning, while rummaging through some spoiled goods the Food Shopkeeper had given me, I was approached by a scruffy looking Lupe. |
 | Naming Names
Some names just get boring after you’ve heard them hundreds of times. However, finding good names for your characters can be daunting sometimes. So that’s where “Naming Names: Your All-Purpose Guide to Finding Satisfactory and Fun Names for Your Characters” comes in!... |
| Other Stories |
"The Cove" by sara_mossflower
Bad luck concerning money was the worst thing that could happen to a Neopet, according to Beyla. She had her reasons, which she kept to herself... |
"Fated: Merry Meet Again" by jade_steel
Kiliaresetar and Shalaresilv had been the ones to save the world when Sloth threatened to destroy it. The two Kougras were as different as night and day... |
"Nightmares" by eternally_forgotten
Brushing away her own bitter tears, she darted ahead, swimming faster and faster as memories poured through her tortured mind, still seeing Isca's large green eyes... |
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 Quest of Three: Part Two
Jeran had obtained leave of King Skarl to go questing;
Darigan assumed that this had involved a reasonably full explanation, but was
content not to inquire too closely...Also by Dreagoddess
by schefflera |
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 Avalanche: Part Two
"In the morning, we'll assign people for the test run. Remember,
this is just for practice-if someone can't do it, just send them back down to
the camp, and we should all be back by sundown."
by extreme_fj0rd |
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The Botanist's Alphabet
Have you ever visited your Aunt Margarie's house? If so, did you ever
go out to the backyard to have a picnic? If so, was your mind boggled by all the
strange-looking foliage surrounding you? Also by 0523ck
by costa_rican_girl |
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 Jhuidah and the Cooking Pot
The young faerie looked around,
and saw a huge amount of tropical plants. Then she spied what would be her life's
work. A big, green, mean pot shone in the bright sunlight.
by shadowcristal |
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