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Short Stories
 | On Wings of Spring"You bob and weave on the battlefield, exchanging jabs with a brutal mercenary. You duck a punch, dodge a back fist, and expertly trip your opponent up as she aims a kick in your direction. Another victory!"
by rosesncream |  | Looking for MeatballsA Cybunny looking for a snack makes another discovery instead.
by werelupe_king23 |  | After the Slide"Just moments ago, a flood of earth and rock had thundered down the mountain. In sixty seconds, a small village had been obliterated. There were no survivors."
by 77thbigby |  | Soon a Squire"A small farmhouse, far from the edge of town; inside, there was a flurry of motion as a family worked in synchronicity in preparation for the day at the market. Into bundles and pretty glass baubles, flowers were organised."
by rosemmary |  | The Silent Warrior"It all starts in the Battledome. There was a warrior who fought there called SEAGLA55-her trainer, Tallulah, or tarulliah, as she was formally known, was very proud of her warrior."
by tarulliah |  | Alma the Brave Little Chomby”Woah, there little one!” Scarlet swooped down and intercepted the little Chomby before she could wander into the cave. “That is no place for you.”
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"Looking for Meatballs" by werelupe_king23
It all started when a Steampunk Cybunny, Piper, was exploring Faerieland. She was beginning to feel hungry. Explorers needed all the energy they could get, after all. Piper liked exploring new places, and she had never been to Faerieland before. Stomach growling like an angry Grarrl, Piper thought of a delicious plate of Meatless Meatballs. It was her favourite dish, as she was vegetarian.
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 Who Needs New Avatars? Bring Back the Old!
"Whenever I try to think of a topic to write about for the Times, I always come back to avatars. They are my favourite thing about Neopets, the single, ongoing goal that keeps me on the site day after day for over six years. They are frustrating, disappointing, and incredibly satisfying to collect."
by bouncyhanyou |
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 Tips for Aspiring Poets: How to Get Published
"It is possible that you’ve read about a possible “Jack of all trades” avatar and thought to yourself, “it’s time to get cracking and send in a poem”. Perhaps you just want to add yet another golden trophy to your cabinet or get the chance to win amazing prizes."
by annikkiadepp_ |
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 A Walk in the Woods - Part 2
"What was usually only a ten-minute visit was more like fifteen today. My watch now read six forty-five in the morning. I continued down the path to Neovia and enjoyed the spooky scenery as my feet went from a dirt path to greeting the cobbled walkways of the town."
by cyber1ofkakoradesert |
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