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"A Story in Which the Title Was Eaten by a Lupe" by crazy_holly_ii and esperonza14
And now... now Mr. Coconut was popular. Because of a silly caption contest. All Mr. Coconut ever did was say "GOOD NIGHT!" and now... he had stolen Mr. Pumpkin's fame. Mr. Pumpkin had one friend. Mr. Lupe was a blue Lupe, and he was a very good friend to Mr. Pumpkin. Mr. Pumpkin thought about his Lupe friend, and how he was grateful that he was not a Chia, on his way home...

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