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Turn and Return - Pt. 5

sure.

by hamster_z
Blossoms~ Coming to Light Part 5

So, uh, you and Taelia always been friends?

by twillieblossom
Bad Manners

Chomp..Chomp..Chomp...

by kathleen0623
Lab Ray Shenanigans

Hee hee hee!

by cuku1902
Neo Musingz

The trials and tribulations of one petpet owner.

by gravitize
The Troll of Healing Springs

I just need healing...is that too much to ask?

by ghostwitch007
Completely Smart - New Friend

"So we got you..."

by ms_meepit
Random Oddness

New Year, new customisation!

by mistyqee
Surprise holidays!

Good Neopians always give surprises to their pets!

by querba
Pointless Nonsense - Battle Pet

"I may have made a mistake..."

by petfriendamy
Pile o' Bones: You Should Smile!

Hmm... How does a skeleton smile?

by cassanthia
Bori Detective: The Kadoatie Caper

"When did you last see your Kadoatie?"

by moonybadger
Faellie Frenzy: Kacheek Seek

"You all are seriouslly good at hiding!"

by puter809
Too Tasty

"My masterpiece is finally done!"

by alymarcas
Unpaintable

"Time for a new look!"

by ingvani
Trading a Royal Boy Cybunny for a Darigan Draik!

Sometimes pets just don't understand why you prefer a different pet!!!

by blueskies020
The Mystery of Marrows

Huh. That'll do it.

by pikapi20
Moody skarl

"Quick! Deliver King Skarl's Food Before He Gets Mad!!!"

by safemoon
The R.S. Caroosel : Part 2/5

"Join us for a card game?"

by keng200
How to Speedrun Friends pt 1

Ralvy makes a new friend.

by kuroneko_kitty
 
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All's Wool That Ends Wooll



The 6th day of the Month of Sleeping marks Gnorbu Shearing Day. In recognition of this special time of the year, here are fun things to do with your favourite formerly fuffy Neopet during and after the Shearing Festival! 1. Knit a scarf Gnorbu wool is known to be the softest and warmest in Neopia, so if you're lucky enough to get a bagful of their wool, and you're feeling crafty, watch some how-to videos on VirtupetsTube and knit something! Gnorbu wool does take a little preparation, though, so when you get the raw wool you'll have to clean the wool nice and good. I’d recommend Gnorbu Conditioning Shampoo – if it’s good enough while it’s on your Gnorbu, it’s good enough now. You want to make sure it’s nice and clean – even if your Gnorbu has good hair care habits, once it’s off you can use the hottest water to really scour it. When it's clean, your wool is ready to spin into yarn, and once you have yarn you’re ready to knit up some socks and scarves and hats for your Gnorbu (or you!) to keep warm through the rest of winter.



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Adventure to Plushie Mountain
"Wulfby despised being the youngest Neopet in the family. While the others were able to go on countless adventures..."

by xolidja

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Usuki Singing Stars #55: The BUZZ around Neopia
"Patricia pointed to the red vehicle parked at the stop sign. 'Look at that, girls,'..."

by downrightdude

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Faerie Town
"Faerie Town, Darigan Citadel

The Fall of Faerieland was a very disruptive time in Faerieland’s history. Xandra’s act displaced many residents living near the area that Faerieland crashed into, as well as the faeries who were used to living in the skies."

by black_skull725


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What Your Favourite Stamp Avatar Says About You
"For many Neopians obtaining the coveted stamp avatars is a long term goal, one that requires patience, luck, and a ton of Neopoints. While it is highly unlikely for anyone to obtain ALL of these avatars, setting your sights on a handful of your favourites is always a fun way to grow your account!"

by _only9lives_

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Geographical Guide to the Best Recipes in Every Land
"After many weeks of exploring the varied lands of Neopia, our adventurers have arrived at their final destination: Neopian Central, the heart of Neopia." Collab with cutiepie4707

by doglover3662

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The Royal Thief Unbound
"The cure for boredom is curiosity..." Collab with breakeven

by k3l26



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