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Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Finale

Biscuit shows how to love your family. Kind of.

by amarettoball
Tea Time: Wishing for a Prince!

Will she kiss him?

by actinia
The Onion Chia

I'm not crying...

Also by tedypicker

by cherokee165

A Gift For My Valentine

This is what I call being lucky.

by saudadesdagripe
A Slimey Valentine

They shouldn't make those games so realistic.

by queen_potema
Be My Valentine?

Its the thought that counts

Also by bha288

by mandypandy667

What Will You Do On Valentines Day?

I vote for the last option.

by mustikeuh121
Unhappy Chia Day

You're supposed to eat the apple.

Also by bha288

by joslucca3000

All About Tandrak Shaye

Oh you silly fans...

by roxanna203
Valentine's Day Goes Wrong

Having a date on Valentine's can be dangerous too

by sara1elo
The Woes of Being a Rock

... Ow.

Also by sanamm

by admonisher

Royal Pain: Valentine's Day

*hugs*

by winner19955
Happy UN-Valentine's Day

For all you grumps out there! You know who you are!

Also by parody_ham

by chasing_stars44

Random Oddness - Valentines Day

Wait, but, oh no...

by mistyqee
Will You Be My Valentine?

Valentine, your heart is as sweet as candy.

Also by flyghing

by certifiabletrash

 
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Confessions of a Neopets Fanatic



It began so insidiously. I signed in just to do a few dailies, mostly just for the fun of it: Fruit Spin (because I was eternally hopeful for an Eventide Paint Brush), Tombola (because the Tiki Tack Man missed me if I didn’t pay him my daily visit, and occasionally he tossed a nice codestone at me), and Coltzan’s Shrine (because who in her right mind wanted to miss out on free stats?). I made sure that I collected my paltry interest each day with the reasonable anticipation that my meager fortune would grow. And of course, I visited the Shop of Offers. The fifty or a hundred Neopoints I got weren’t what motivated me to go there. Mainly, it was because that smiling Slorg who always greeted me was just so cute. Then along came Anchor Management and Forgotten Shore and (dear blessed Fyora!) a chance to win a Draik egg or a morphing potion. From then on, you couldn’t pay me to stay away from those two dailies. The first time that glorious and conveniently placed little shovel in the sand at the shore resulted in a Draik egg I knew that I was hooked.



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With Roses in Her Eyes
The roses in the break room were dying again. Dying and drying, their petals furling back on themselves, and their buds puckered as they squeezed out the last drops of water. She always forgot to change the water of the flowers she bought in after the weekend. Roses, her namesake.

by phoenix_through_fire

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Valentine's: A Day of Companionship
A lone Aisha sighed as she rocked herself on the swing. Valentine’s Day… She thought morosely. Valentine’s Day was a day of companionship, but she had no one to spend it with.

by sha2196

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A Thrifty Guide to Giving the 10 Best Gifts On Valentines Day
Save neopoints and give gifts!

by raul85210

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Valentine's Day Gifts For Your Neopet!
Valentine’s Day is all about celebrating with those you love, so why not splash out on your Neopets this year, to show how much you appreciate them. In case you may be falling short of some ideas of what to get your pet this year, here are some great ones that you can’t go wrong with!

by salutation

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Four
Disrespectful. That's what it is. Disrespectful! Not even those stupid, smelly Werelupes get up in my swamp like that, 'less I tell ol' kingy and his little servants to fetch me some ingredients. No, they stay away, because they know I don't deal with their nonsense, and the king has learned by now not to send anybody my way, 'less he wants more of his so-called "warriors" turned into Blechies.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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Lord Faerigan - Fyora's Role in the Meridell Wars: Part Five
Psellia zoomed between the clouds in the skies of Meridell. The autumn air was cold but it did not bother her much. She was an air faerie after all and often used to the freezing temperatures where she often dwelled.

by black_skull725



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