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Lame Pun: Doing The Books

I'm Kinda Sorry For This One

by blackaavar
Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part II

But the real question is: can you really use a frying pan as a weapon?

by amarettoball
Badly Armed - The Shoe Lace

Life isn't always easy.

Also by tedypicker

by sophieauditore

Bows!!

A new bow for my gallery!!

by franzgirl
Walein Away

So, when you said I was going down...

Also by minnesotan and cloudypoogle

by certifiabletrash

The Perks of Having Petpets: Pick Your Own

A Uni and her Warf discover that you can make and break a fortune within the space of 10 seconds!

by xirco
A Thief's Life - NO CHEATING

For the love of Fyora...

by yoshisislandbandit
Bite It As Hard As You Can!

Ow.

Also by chiefgrumpy.

by joslucca3000

Dungeon Games

Not the most welcoming setting.

by piratevam
A Treat

What happens when King Altador runs out of gifts...

by cherokee165
Furniture Shopping

That little fruit bowl...

by ketchup547
Buzzies

Come on, bee serious.

by catanator500
Party Zafara

Balloons! That could certainly make a party pop!

by dash_p
Tough Competition

Also by alyndasgallery

by brooklyn3223

Past Experience: Jellybeans

The true face of jellybeans.

by scribblecop
Mean Grarrls

That'll teach him.

by cyallia
 
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Petpet Matching for the Permanently Indecisive



Have you ever looked at a pet, paired with their petpet, and thought "They're perfect together!" only to do it yourself and find that "perfect" match to grow stale in a short time, maybe it just didn't "work" with their character, or maybe you just flat out decided you didn't like it? Ladies and Gentleman, I am here to state loud and clear you are not alone. I have struggled with this for ages (and to some extent I still am!) and have compiled an array of solutions to consider when chasing that dream of getting each and every one of your lovely pets their perfect petpet. Read on and hopefully I can lighten the load, since finding the perfect petpet should be fun not stressful!



Other Stories


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Rohane's Odyssey
Forth young Rohane ventured, armed with just his father's sword, a taste for some adventure and his mother's faithful words. Near to Trestin Village, out on the surrounding plains the local Lupes attacked and he began to gain some strength.

by 0123kl

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Letters to Goose
Dear Goose, I’m sorry that I haven’t written as often as I promised but I’ve been busy settling into my new home. My initial impressions of it were somewhat mixed but I’ve come to like it since. I’ve always wanted to live in an old, spooky mansion like this. I’m getting inspiration for my mystery novel every hour I spend here.

by chistise

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“Like the Battledome, but a Bit Friendlier”: An Investigation of Secret Competitions
But before I could get up to leave the coffee shop to find inspiration for another poem to submit to the Poetry Contest, I witnessed a strange and even unusual occurrence. I was unprepared for what happened as an Elderlygirl Xweetok ordering at the counter, met the gaze of a small Krawk who was entering the premises.

by peacelovebliss

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Is a Mall Right for You?
There is also another option that many may not consider: whether or not to join a mall. It can be a difficult decision to make, so consider these things before committing.

by katehoughtonbeckett

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part One
Chloe breathed deeply the morning air as she closed the front door behind herself. It was a glorious late spring morning and the air was fragrant and warm, with just a slight tinge of humidity. She walked down the front path to the sidewalk. As she reached the final step, she was cut off by one her sisters hopping through the shrubs lining the walkway.

by kristykimmy

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Lord Faerigan - Fyora's Role in the Meridell Wars: Part Four
Dear Queen Fyora, I am deeply troubled about Lord Darigan. It seems that he is under the influence of the orb or some other dark magic. In a brief moment of sanity, he said there were voices in his head. Other times, he’s overcome by rage, threatening to take out King Skarl and the entire Meridell Army. Everyone has tried to talk sense back into him but it doesn’t seem to be working.

by black_skull725



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