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Back to School- SmartWearables for Your Neopets!

Here are 5 non-species specific Neopoint wearables and 5 NC wearables to get your pets ready for school once more.

by sparkgal
Ask a r99 Collector

Now as I start to snag an r99 here and there for a modest galley I asked Nita to share her tips on building such an impressive collection.

Also by lovagees

by blade0904

Shower Your Pets

What are showers you say? Why they're those cute little items that seem to fall from the sky upon your pet at a constant rate. Sounds adorable, right?

by swimvixx
Guide to Successful Guild Recruitment

Below are just a few tips and tricks to help your guild gain members, an essential in growing a strong guild!

by littlemissmaizy_
20 Neopian Words You're Probably Pronouncing Wrong

Let me give you a fair warning before you read any further. You may become distraught that you've been saying your beloved pet's species wrong for twelve years.

by alohamonkey727
Overlooked Neopians: Tarla

Just like the nature of her business Tarla remains a bit of a mystery. An enigma of an Ixi on the top of the mountain. So, I braved the snowy peaks and harsh winds of Terror Mountain to sit down with Tarla for an interview.

by trixietrotter
Beyond The Clothing At The NC Mall!

The NC Mall is a treasure trove of exquisite wearables that will look amazing on any pet, but there is more than just clothing available!!

by lefaii
Back to School Must Haves

It's that time of the year again, time to prepare yourselves to head back to school!

by bubblegum_girl230
The Life of a Travelling Businessman

Neopia’s greatest treasure is in its diverse lands. Something few other Neopets get to discover and experience, I get to live.

by lacy861
Tyrannian Concert Hall: Who's Playing? Part 1

I heard giant omelette goes great with music!

by mouseketeers
Some Cures for the Back to School Blues

I've picked one or two items in each category that I believe will have your Neopets feeling too cool for school (okay, maybe not TOO cool).

by danzgirl12
Guide to the Battledome: Training, Weapons, and more

Well, this series will aim to cover all the fundamental aspects of training and battling. I’ll also go over the best weapons on a budget.

by berzerkturtlez
The In-Depth Negg Guide

Chances are you’ve seen these fancy items around Neopia; in shops, the trading post, and even after winning a tough battle against an even tougher opponent in the Battledome. But what are Neggs? Why are they so popular and what exactly do they do?

by butterflybandage
 
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"A Job with a Purpose" by saqo
I started a new job a year ago today. You see, there are some jobs from the Employment Agency that aren’t… well, advertised. For example, working for Dr. Death. I had been created as a Yellow Blumarroo about two years ago. Shortly after, my owner decided to leave Neopia, but before she did that, she abandoned me. She said it was so I could hopefully find a forever home. I spent, it seems, an eternity in a dark, metal cage in the pound. In reality, it was about 6 months. That’s when my current owner stepped in. She came into the Pound one day, and before I knew it I was on the way to her home in Neopia Central. She told me, later, that she hadn’t meant to adopt a pet that day, not really. She was just looking. But when she saw me, she knew I was the pet that had been missing from her account. I joined an Ashia, a Gnorbu, and a Lupe. My owner painted me Faerie. Life was just so… perfect. I had gotten lucky. But, I still remembered the Neopets I had met during my time in the pound. They had been so hopeful! “I know I’ll get adopted someday,” I remember one saying, “I believe it.” Another pet told me one day, “I won’t be here for long. I know my forever owner is out there.” I wasn’t okay sitting at home, doing nothing. I decided to find a job where I could help these Neopets. I ventured to the Employment Agency the next day. Did you ever notice, while waiting for a job coupon, that there is an unassuming white, almost shadowy door in the back corner? No? That’s not surprising, it’s not meant to be easy to spot. Sometimes, it’s not there at all. I did see it, though, and had a feeling that I was supposed to go through it, so I did. There was a stern looking Grey Uni sitting at another desk. This one was different. There were no faeries, no colours, all was quiet. It was a little eerie, to be honest. This was the place to find jobs from the Employment Agency that are a little different. A little dangerous. Not for the faint of heart. But I was brave.




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A Job with a Purpose
I started a new job a year ago today.

by saqo

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Baking with the Breadmaster
“I’ll take… I’ll take uhh…” This decision was going to be harder than I thought.

by ashjenbff2

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There Goes That Man and His Kite!: Part Two
It wasn't just the colour that gave them their depth. They looked like ponds

Art by chasing_stars44

by dewdropzz


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Of Pirates, Magical Trinkets and a World's Beginning: Part Two
When the small gang emerged on the outer deck, the battle was already in full swing, the attacking pirate ship with its ominously billowing black sails nuzzled tightly up to the hull of the cargo ship, rigging tangled together in parts, and there were shouts, fists, swords and claws everywhere.

by ssjelitegirl

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Today I learned! Book 3
Learning is fun - book 3 of 9.

Also by fluffyluloo

by syariesx


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Weewoo delivery guide!

Also by realidade

by _frostmourn




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