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Snakebite Noir

A curse! A heist! A betrayal! Oh my! Collab with kebicorn

by joanna_lewis
The Ninja Who Was a Good Traitor

Walda the Baby Kacheek learns a lesson or two in standing up for what's right, even when it seems impossible.

by _brainchild_
The Ninja Pirate

A brave Vandagyre follows the trail of a Stealthy Mynci and his troupe of thieves, to discover the truth in the legend.

by lupe_hunter_7
PIRATES vs NINJAS Super Challenge Showdown

The exuberant Better Than You Host ushers you into the newest Pirates vs Ninjas Showdown, whether you like it or not! Collab with iggy___koopa

by love_check
Space Pirates!

A battle ensues on tumultuous galactic seas!

by herdygerdy
When Worlds Collide

It's a battle between ninjakin and piratefolk, and Dylan the Krawk is thrown right in the middle of the fight.

by parody_ham
Door the littlest stowaway

One little Draik goes on a big adventure!

by rkbear
Recruiting New Pirates

"So join us in this song because this is where we belong - in the open sea, where adventure awaits. A Pirate's Life for me!"

by pnaylala24
The Admiral's Ninja

A captain, a stranded ninja, an old friend, and an unlikely outcome to an ill-intended sabotage.

by dudeiloled
The Golden Dubloon's Grog Hub

Steve the Meerca is tasked with producing a winning commercial for the Golden Dubloon.

by sparktater
Neojutsu, Secret of the Stones

Ryshu the Nimmo seeks out the Island Mystic for information regarding the next Guardian of the Training School.

by cazcazig
 
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"The Golden Dubloon's Grog Hub" by sparktater
On the shores of Krawk Island one afternoon, a ship arrived, carrying a green Meerca named Steve. Steve worked for a small production company in Neopia Central and had recently been commissioned to produce a brand new NeoVision commercial for Golden Dubloon. Shielding his eyes from the sun, Steve dodged a small group of pirates quarrelling over a game involving a bag of Dubloons, eagerly smelt food cooking for the next Food Club session and observed as a cart full of petpets headed towards Warf Wharf. This was a very different world to the clean, well-kept offices he came from, full of the smells of damp wood and grog. He couldn’t see a fancy coffee shop anywhere. Reaching the Golden Dubloon, Steve pushed open the door and entered cautiously and asked a Kacheek dressed in a red and white striped dress for the manager. She nodded and disappeared behind a door...




Other Stories


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Insult Sword Fighting in "The Ballad of Mirglepelago"
Excitement is building after the recent announcement that The PJ Grundonn Company (NEODAQ:TPP) awarded AAA Game Studioz (@AAAgamestudioz) a license to remaster the OrangeShirt cult-classic point and click adventure game, "The Ballad of Mirglepelago"!

by rielcz

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The Top 6 Pirate Crosspaints
Today, we’re going to look at 6 types of base colours that–as a whole–look great with Pirate clothing, and are available for all or at least quite a few species!

by newenglandquizzer

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The Ninja and the Pirate King
The first time Akihiko lays eyes on Laurence of Kingsgrange, the pirate king is in chains...

by crazyboutcute

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Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
“Aww, look at the whittle Werelupe!” Lenny cooed. “He’s so cute! And look at his whittle snarl as he’s clawing his way inside.”

by downrightdude

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Pirate vs. Stealthy: A Comparison of Colors
An in depth comparison of the Pirate and Stealthy paint brushes!

by elipsis4k

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Are We Really That Different
Why can't we be friends?

by sophitell101



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