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Like Claws on a Chalkboard

An unconventional musician is determined to play at the Jaunty Jubulius Jitterbug Jazzy Jubilee Jiggy Jamboree for the Jolly Jubilation of Juliana Jetsam.

by sarah_jackie
Five More Minutes

Five friends take Neopia by storm with their music!

by bubbles150
Dance of the Battle

Rohane, Talina, Mipsy, and Velm find themselves in an unusual kind of battle... collab with forgottenbirthdays

by platinum_marauder
The Fat Lady Sings

A theatrical troupe does their best to make a difference in Meridell

by herdygerdy
Not What You Hoped For

A shy zafara decides to enter in the local talent show. Collab with muddywater1

by the_gecko_dude_ii
Saskori and the Haunted Theater

Saskori investigates a Haunted Theater, but even she's surprised at what's haunting it.

by june_scarlet
Beauty and The Pianist

A bubbly dancer and cantankerous pianist are paired together for an upcoming performance... Collab with yajuta_warrior

by iggy___koopa
 
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"The Fat Lady Sings" by herdygerdy
The curtain raised on a scene of destruction. Castles lay in ruins, the farmlands around them aflame and billowing out smoke that blotted out the sun. Most of the audience hadn’t seen a production from this troupe before, but if they had, they would agree that the artist in the props department had really outdone themselves this time. From stage left, a figure clad in the purple armour of the Citadel entered, moving stiffly from a mixture of good acting and resistance in the painted cardboard that made up his costume. An elaborate mask that exaggerated the features of a Darigan Eyrie to the point where his head plumage looked like purple flames obscured the Neopet’s true species, the only feature that could be seen were his eyes, to which heavy red makeup had been applied to try and make him look demonic in nature. The would-be Eyrie let out a dramatic cackle and drew a sword. “It is done!” he declared to the boos of the crowd.




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Neopets Concert and Instrument Wordsearch!
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An Interview with Bunny Spears
This interview was brought to you by The Shoyru Company! collab with mistyqee

by 1jediboy



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