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Short Stories
 | Usuki Singing Stars #48: The Great NT Mystery!Sparkles looked at the whitestone rectangular building in front of her. “Here we are, gang!” The pink Bruce exclaimed excitedly. “The worldwide headquarters for the Neopian Times! Who knows what wonders we’ll see once we step inside?”
by downrightdude |  | A Song for YouAn annual Shenkuu festival brings both delight and sadness to a lone draik.
by fallingdaybreak |  | The Uncanny Horticulturist You make your way along the outskirts of Neovia grumbling. Your pockets feel significantly lighter after a particularly annoying turn of events at the Apple Bobbing station. Why do you insist on still visiting that shady character Bart?
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"The Uncanny Horticulturist" by sugar_head
You make your way along the outskirts of Neovia grumbling. Your pockets feel significantly lighter after a particularly annoying turn of events at the Apple Bobbing station. Why do you insist on still visiting that shady character Bart? That fast-talking charm of his gets you every time.
If your mood wasn’t foul enough, the dreary grey sky starts to dribble, adding dampness to the already chilly air. Fabulous. You shiver and continue your hike with the new goal of finding some shelter. Trekking towards the border of Neopian Central you spy the dark outline of a dome-shaped building through the trees.
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 Escape with a Good Book
With a swift gulp of the temporary morphing potion, Chet began to shake and quake. The charming and calming woods in the Faerieland outskirts began to spin and dance...
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 The Music Box
It didn't take long until Elon found a piece of paper with The Wizard's neat handwriting sitting on his bedside table. Normally Elon would have fussed over the fact that The Wizard had apparently broken into his room, but right now he was way more interested in what the note actually said...
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