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Loneliness

When bonds are stretched, both sides often feel a yearning for one another.

by lux_aeterna1234
Good Karma

My name is Karma. I'm a yellow Blumaroo that's been living on Mystery Island my whole life. After losing a volleyball game on the beach one day to some older Myncies my sister told me I was weak and I should start training to build up some strength. I took it to heart.

by x_raynebow_x
Sword Fighting

"I'm not a guard, Brynn. I don't need to learn how to use those silly steel things!"

by melina322
Madeleine

Her name was Madeleine, for the cake.

by faerierainbow3
Memoirs of the Fallen: The Accidental Villain

The teachers there were used to screaming infants, moody teenagers and little children afraid to leave the safety of their owners. What they weren't used to was seeing nearly fifty robotic neopets...

by zoey_271996
My First Time On a Plot

Dear neopets: Never trust your owners. They can easily forget their promises.

by peronalodis
The Warning of the Thief Lord: Caveat Emptor

Lt. Shriek has since been sent to monitor the obelisk with a squadron of Eyrie Guard fighters. The race is on! —T10

by torkie10
 
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"My First Time On a Plot" by peronalodis
"Hey, everyone, come look at this!" Peronalodis -- or Perona, as she demanded to be called -- shouted from the living room. When she didn't hear a response, she shouted again, "GET YOUR FUZZY TAILS IN HERE, PEOPLE!" The pet owner smiled with satisfaction as her groggy, tired pets slowly made their way into the room, grumbling unintelligibly...




Other Stories


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Mysteries of Neopia
Today, I – Terroryse, Faerie Krawk – and my faithful Reptillior, Nagini, shall aim to highlight the more absurd of these questions in the hope an answer can be found.

by shaded_arceus

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Desirable Vacation Destinations
The Committee of Awesome Vacation Spots Planners has compiled a list of... wait for it... awesome vacation spots!

by kspare2

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Overboard: Part Seven
"How can I get another pet, Thalia? Xepen was like a daughter to me; I know she's out there somewhere, I can feel it. I'll find her!"

by allison_kitty11

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Voyages: Part Two
A Grobrin stood to the side. As I approached, it snapped its jaws, revealing an overflow of deadly white teeth in warning.

by 77thbigby

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Neopoints on the Floor
Oh dear, someone should be more careful!

by aruanahansel

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Booktastico!
I bought you a book.

by emeraldpaws



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