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"I know you're young, but you need to understand this. You're a dark faerie."

by ginny_invisible
The Star and Flame Chronicles: Babysitting

"What's wrong with babysitting? They're only babies and besides, we're getting paid..."

by reeses_pet
Aristocratic Letters

Dear Lady von Cybunny,

Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA.

by christmas_ice

The Avant-Garde Neohome

"It's perfect," cried a reporter from the Neopian Times. "How did you ever come up with such an elegant, simple design?"

by mariofan14
Save the Band Geeks!

We could tell immediately something was wrong.

by laurapet131
Sophie versus the Existence of Jelly World

Once somebody says that Jelly World is real, you know that they are immeasurably insane.

by a_greenparrot
Serendipity

"The test results have proven that your ideal hobby would be... hold on, drum roll please."

by mewberry101_88
The Meepit Show: Issue 400 399 Spectacular

In fact, you lose twice as many points as you would normally as a result of not coming up with that witty answer.

by spoonguardonline
 
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"Aristocratic Letters" by christmas_ice
Dear Lady von Cybunny, Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA. No one is a match for Lord van Eyck. I am simply appalled you even asked. Do not be offended, but I believe I am...




Other Stories


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Apparently, You CAN Play With Food
In this game, you control an energetic Blumaroo (who happens to look delicious).

by omega_hobo_gogeta

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A Gamer's Guide to the Neopian Summer
When it comes to neo-gaming, variety certainly isn't in short supply.

by ashi2k5

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The Adventures of Lucy: Part One
The AstroVilla hotel, part of the NeoLodge, is pretty much my second home. I've stayed here so many times that I stopped counting...

by majikel

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400 Steps in the Darkness: Part Four
Did the inhabitants of Meridell know where the Aisha Enchantress resided? Living so close to her, I expected them to at least have heard rumours.

by iloenchen

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Chibi Adventures
Avatar Aftermath

by kristykimmy

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ColourBlind
Results may vary when using the Petpet Lab Ray.

by mstr_dark



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