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Reflections

It's irrevocable. And, as much as I hate to admit to it, the whole thing was entirely my fault...

by yatomiyuka
The Nobody

He was a nobody. He must've been a somebody once, but for as long as anyone could remember, he had been a nobody...

by _g_i_n_n_y_w_
The Lost Knight

"Things are going to be different and I will not be a nobody anymore!" I told myself...

by rebornluthia
Captain of the Ship

The blue Kacheek's eyes were filled with longing as he looked: the rippled light on the water, the waves swelling over one another, racing to get to shore first...

by extreme_fj0rd
Stars

My gaze, as red at that final patch of scarlet light, swerves to a tiny blue planet called Neopia. Its surface is draped with rolling, curling coils of clouds, and its azure seas sparkle with light...

by digital_microwave
The Health Food Crime

"We want to make as much money as possible, and besides, I need to get rid of these organic vegetables. They're already rotting, and I want them off my hands now!"

Also by mygoodguild

by zen_reina

Talek's Tale

The sword was heavy. Talek had difficulty when he tried to swing it with one hand, as he was taught...

Also by imogenweasley

by dan4884

The Little Giant

"Oh don't be a Grundo," Wila said. "That hasn't worked for anyone in this whole tournament. Really, Evrem, you ought to know this."

by horsesrocktkw
The Janitor's Discovery

The janitor sighed. He was sick of being noticed...

by fireyblackgreyness
Amaida's Wings

"Amai, are you alright?" came a voice from downstairs...

by shadow_sabre_
Kotureo and the Magic Asparagus: a Pirate's Quest

Kotureo was a great pirate, who sailed the Mystery Channel (that one that runs between Mystery Island and Krawk Island) many many years ago. He's most renowned for one great adventure involving Coconut JubJubs, a band of scurvy Pink Kacheeks...

by grape_luvver
 
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"The Health Food Crime" by zen_reina and mygoodguild
"The food isn't really healthy at all," Quinton confessed. "It's much cheaper this way, and I can make an enormous profit selling this junk for as much as I can sell the real stuff!" Quinton winked. "But don't be alarmed, my girl. It's all in good business. Just don't tell anyone. Now go open the store..."




Other Stories


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NeoMalls: Outrageous or Fantastic? You Tell Me
Some Neopians think that upgrading your shop higher than level 5 is a complete and utter waste of time. Little do you know...

by cyst

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The Completely Brief Comprehensive History of Neopia
Please, everyone – read this now! Before you too meet an untimely fate at the center of the planet! Learn about the TRUE past of Neopia, before it's too late! My research has brought me down to the core of this wholesome sphere, and it is here that I must tell you this information...

by simsman24000

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True Sisters: Part One
I brushed off my feathers and looked around. The attic was very old; you could see that just by looking at the floor. It was worn smooth from years of tiny feet running, chairs scuffing, and brooms sweeping...

by im_smarter_then_you

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Behind the Forbidden Door: Part Six
As soon as he laid eyes on his former servant, Sloth decided that Flingon was both brilliant and a total idiot...

by sarahleeadvent

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Only in Neopia...
50,000 volts of sheer fun!

by aokajin

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Please
SPIN, SPIN, SPIIIN!!!

by monica5327



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