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A Hero's Journey: Rivalry

Reynold smiled as he opened the round gold locket in his gauntleted hand and gazed fondly at the miniature paintings of three white Blumaroos within...

by precious_katuch14
The Flash Drive

A flashtastrophe rocks Neopia!

by liouchan
 
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Chet Fae Wuz Here



If one picks up a copy of the Neopian Times or the Faerieland Gazette, one might notice that periodically, the paper prints a cryptic message that simply says “Chet Flash wuz here.” Despite the phrase appearing so frequently, asking about Chet Flash around Faerieland usually gets you a blank stare. The faeries all seem to wonder if Chet Flash is another faerie that likes to hide. And then all sorts of strange rumours start to crop up. Knowing the rumours, we decided to send our Faerieland correspondent to Faerie City to investigate. His first stop was the Faerieland Library. Surely there would be a book that might give a hint, right? Here is what he found.



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Cali & the Faulty Fairground
On her way to work at the Coconut Shy, Cali the Cybunny realizes there is something amiss at the Deserted Fairground.

by cookiez101

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Chet Runner
Amidst Neopian skies, some means of hover cart pierces the clouds. Its glistening grey shell emerges unscathed, save for a fine layer of moisture reflecting a dawn’s sunlight...

by homsar_eggplant

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Laughable Items Galore!
Let’s take a gander at some of the weirdest items TNT has graciously gifted us over the years!

by thebiscuitbunch

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The Chet Files
As of now, none of the details are agreed upon. But what we do know for sure is that he “wuz here.”

by parody_ham

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Knowing when to sing...
Aaaaaaah! collab with sergente__hartmann

by _kankuro

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Dinner with the Scarlets: Gone in a Flash
With a certain Flash gone, a Jubjub must take their place.

by june_scarlet



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