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Millie's Monster: Part One

The house looked spooky. Millie gazed at the ancient building; never had she seen a house so enormous. There must be a billion rooms in it! There were half a dozen windows in the front of the mansion alone.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert
 
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"Therapy Session" by vanquishee
Every single inch of the beige wall was covered with bookcases almost as tall as the ceiling. Within each bookcase were five shelves, with books jammed in every nook and cranny. Not only that, but books upon books are stacked up across the parquet floor, used as paperweights, or even used as a makeshift window stand to allow the cool summer breeze into the (claustrophobic) room.




Other Stories


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Friday: Therapy Session
His Client was sprawled atop a red lounge chair while he regarded his therapist’s counselling office. He was reviewing the events that led up to his current predicament. Shrugging his shoulders, he revealed, “I’m unattached again.”

by vanquishee

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How to Plan a Vacation Disaster
This daily routine that we’ve been following for the past nine months was finally over. School was finally over and we were all crowded into the living room where our mother was waiting for us.

by frostyweather

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The First Dash
I know today is going to be special because my owner checked the weather. He wants the day to be perfect and fun for outdoor activities.

by lissiekat10

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Summer Safety Tips for Neopet Owners
If you are like me and the many other Neopians that are planning to spend some days on one of the Neopian tropical paradises, here are some safety tips to help you take care of your Neopets in summer.

by _biimy

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Slushie Slingers
Be courteous or bring a towel!

by l_like_animals

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When You Have Played Too Much Yooyuball
How many Jelly Chia's are you seeing?

by vesus10



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