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The Lost Prophecy: Part One

A startling prophecy, a mysterious conspiracy, and, above all, that green-and-white satellite in the sky...

by cursedpens
Alfred Quenton, Villain Extraordinaire: Part One

"Monstrous Lupe and skinny Ogrin boy, you are about to receive a once-in-a-lifetime offer! Although you may be pathetic and wimpy now, I will mold you into mighty villains to be feared and respected. All you have to do is sign here and here."

by thedoggirl_97
 
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"Making a Name for Herself" by liouchan
Jennumara's hands relaxed imperceptibly. A visit from a dark faerie was never good news, even to another one. "So you're travelling on the road to the West. You look familiar. Aren't you the one who went down to Altador?" She couldn't stop her lips from curling as she said that. The rumor of a failed dark faerie living among do-gooders in that...




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The Citadel's Sacrifice
Bugles sounded as the Citadel folk took arms. Everyone was rushing about, growls in their throats, eyes red. War was to be waged...

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Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter XVI
"By Fyora's magical socks, it is him," I said, flabbergasted. "You'd think he'd know better than to come back here."

by kristykimmy

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Neopians Claim Oracle is Evil
This morning, the oracle of the obelisk was sighted doing "something suspicious."

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Six Reasons to Start a Kastraliss Fan Club
Brace yourself.

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From a Korbat's Point of View
Ummm... It mutated into a real Marshmallow grundo. Sure!

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Trifling with Trifle
Something has happened!

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