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The Lost Prophecy: Part One

A startling prophecy, a mysterious conspiracy, and, above all, that green-and-white satellite in the sky...

by cursedpens
Alfred Quenton, Villain Extraordinaire: Part One

"Monstrous Lupe and skinny Ogrin boy, you are about to receive a once-in-a-lifetime offer! Although you may be pathetic and wimpy now, I will mold you into mighty villains to be feared and respected. All you have to do is sign here and here."

by thedoggirl_97
 
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Start a Kastraliss Fan Club



Let's talk about finding the plague serpent himself. I mean, he's large and breathes poison everywhere he goes, so he can't be that hard to find, right? Wrong. Kastraliss is one of the most elusive Battledome challengers out there, next to the Snowbeast, of course. (I'd like to think that the latter cowers in fear...



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Redemption
Gormos was a reasonably intelligent Kougra, but even he had to admit that he had no experience – and no idea where to start – building a brainwashing ray.

by catchinglights

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Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter XVI
"By Fyora's magical socks, it is him," I said, flabbergasted. "You'd think he'd know better than to come back here."

by kristykimmy

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The Villain’s Editorial
Enjoy the rest of your precious editorial! Mwahahaha!

Art by june_scarlet

by june_scarlet


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Neopians Claim Oracle is Evil
This morning, the oracle of the obelisk was sighted doing "something suspicious."

Also by homsar_eggplant

by parody_ham


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Faeries Are Evil
Grundos and faeries have joined forces, apparently.

by nikipinder

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Underwater Fishing With Glumpkin
Be careful what you fish for...

by ragecandybar



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