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My Life-Changing Realization: Part One

"Saphirie, are you sure you don't need help?" asked the doubtful speckled Draik watching from below.

by cutie110215
Lady Sandstorm: Part One

"It may be best to do what we did last time – remind him that Sakhmet and Qasala are allies. Unless he's tripled his forces since his last attempt, he can't possibly hope to stand against us together."

by saphira_27
Six Names, Six Lives, Six Owners, One Terrible Tale: Part One

I learned a lot of things, my first few days in the world. I learned about glue, and burritos, and apples, and socks, and Dr. Sloth, and white weewoos, and I learned that the neighbor's spyder is not for eating...

by ilovcanis
 
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"Lady Sandstorm" by saphira_27
"...where she will remain." King Jazan the Fourth finished telling the story and stood, going to each of his twin desert Ixi's beds and tucking them in. "Now, good night, Caspar. Good night, Esmeralda." The little prince's eyes were already closed, but his sister was still wide-awake. "Daddy, is she under the earth until forever?" Nabile got up from her chair. "Forever and ever. The only power Lady Sandstorm has left in Neopia is to keep you from going to sleep if you keep talking, silly Aldie..."




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