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I'll be Home for Christmas: Part One

Every flake is unique, they say; completely different from every single snowflake that ever was or ever would be. But right now they all looked very much the same: angry, cold and threatening.

by fuzzymonkey31
Ninja Faellie Diaries: Part One

"I'm always causing trouble, whether I mean to or not."

by luna4400
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year...?: Part One

"I love it!" Juan answered excitedly. 'May I please have it for the Day of Giving, Mama?"

by thediractor
 
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Xandra As Our Overlord



So, Xandra finally succeeded. She turned the faeries and heroes into stone and watched as Faerieland crashed into an uncharted area of the Haunted Woods. She even succeeded in creating a monologue that caused several users, such as myself, to declare themselves her loyal and undying minions. However, there are still a few, ahem, doubters who do not find her motives as appealing as the rest of us. To convert those doubters to Xandra's side, I reviewed Xandra's monologue and asked Xandra herself...



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A Bori in the Desert
The Lost Desert isn't a place most people would expect to find a Bori.

by shoyru_lover713

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Beating the Snowager
The Snowager snuffled slightly, flicking his tail edgily. Draykwurm continued tiptoeing towards him, his eyes on the prize.

by kateee366

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10 Reasons to Accept Xandra As Our Overlord
So, Xandra finally succeeded. She turned the faeries and heroes into stone and watched as Faerieland crashed into an uncharted area of the Haunted Woods.

by xeriuno

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The Habitarium
Today I decided to take a look at Professor Milton Clodbottle's wonderful new Habitarium.

by nirette

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The Comic comic
Who needs three characters anyway?

by caterait

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Blah Blah Christmas - Part One
Don't you just hate it when they're right...

by highwind20



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